St. Peter Explains the Clocks

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of
the Pearly Gates. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
who has been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you
lie, the hands of your clock move.

"Oh. Whose clock is that?" asked the man.

"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands
have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And, whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved only twice, indicating the two
lies he told his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

St Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office.

He uses it as a ceiling fan."