re: Week Four Meltdown

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Where did the playmakers go?

The SEC?

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We could learn something from the SEC and just talk about how awesome every team on our schedule is, how the BXII is like murderer's row, and chant Big Twelve, Big Twelve. Nah, that would be ghey

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Injury report on Darius Winston -
1. Severe whiplash from watching receivers run past him.
2. Deep thigh, chest and head bruises from where Eddie Lacy left cleat marks running over him.
3. No heart. Have conducted massive search but have found no signs one even exists.

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This was the best one they've done this season. My favorite was the Cadaver quote which someone else already posted