Tut’s Tomb for Terrible Teams that embarrassed themselves or the SEC

To replace my prior thread that was unjustifiably anchored.

I am including terrible “shite the bed” performances by otherwise decent teams to be fair. Nominations are only considered by the angry, upset or disappointed fanbases of said team.

So for my neighbors, Auburn fans can only nominate Auburn but Alabama and Alabama fans can only nominate bama, in most situations but i reserve the right to correct any inequitable results due to actual fanbases etc.

So based upon fan response and crappy performances this week:

Tut’s tomb is Co-Hosted this week by the Alabama Neap Tide who somehow managed to look worse in a win than they did in a loss, and the Arkansas fatback’s who made the SEC 0-2 in the the mighty Morman state of Utah.
(You would think that dealing with all those extra wives would wear them down but maybe just made them mean.)

Then we have Tennessee, who volunteered to lose to the lowly Gators once again and haven’t won a game in Gainesville since Tom Petty died, or my daughter was born, either way a long time ago.

Finally, I am sorry Moo U, I really hate to do this because it’s not your fault
the most interesting man in college sports died, and you obviously haven’t recovered, but you are really bad too.

Sorry again, we still love you guys but you kinda suck.

Vandy you are here as usual, as once again you managed to do what you are so good at doing over and over. Snatching defeat from the Jaws of victory. At least you are consistent.

We all understand, but come on in, the water’s fine.

Kicking LSU, and the Faggies out, for now. But don’t get cocky I will see you again soon enough, I am sure.

And finally Georgia, keep barking boys, but you look terrible so I am keeping a doggie bed warm for your slobbering asses.