The perils and problems of piss balloons

Looks like in inbred Cajuns are falling far short of their quota of piss balloons. Why you ask. Apparently, someone told them that if you turn the the balloon inside out and piss on it, it would fill itself

The main problem, though, is that even though Cajuns are notorious gasoline drinkers, their piss is not hot. It is cold. And their stream is weaker than a 90 year old man with a melon sized prostate. Furthermore, the one Cajun that somehow managed to fill a balloon could not tie a not and wasted the contents all over himself.


Short Version. Cajuns- piss not hot, stream weak and contents of balloons are more likely to be spilled on inbred Cajuns than Bama fans.