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Tex Ags
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:28 pm
[16:05:01] SYSTEM INITIATED — FANBOY_DELUSION_SCANNER v3.4
[16:05:02] TARGET LOCKED: Billy Liucci
[16:05:03] SCAN MODE: EGO_OVERLOAD
RESPONSE MODULE
insider_myth_deconstructor.exe
MODE
reality_check
TARGET
Billy Liucci
CLAIMS
"most trusted source", "leading insider", "executive editor"
AUTHENTICATION
? VERIFIED (self-appointed)
EDUCATION: industrial distribution, TAMU '98
PEAK ACHIEVEMENT: fifth-grade spelling ??
BROWSER: Internet Explorer 6 (EMULATED)
REBUTTAL
subject built an empire on proximity, not journalism. once a roommate of football players, now a self-crowned "guru" of Aggie lore. trades in paywalled whispers and recycled locker room gossip. claims insider status from 1997 — relevance expired circa 2005. still lives in the past, both chronologically and culturally. "spelling champ" title remains his highest honor — poetic, given current syntax. runs a subscription echo chamber where nostalgia is currency and critical thought is blocked. verdict: a middle-aged man in a backwards cap, screaming into a microphone, mistaking access for authority.
REPORTED unatural affection ...VERIFIED
PURPORTED... UNvarified "jiz jar championship title "
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST TEMPERATURE: BELOW OPTIMAL
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
[16:05:02] TARGET LOCKED: Billy Liucci
[16:05:03] SCAN MODE: EGO_OVERLOAD
RESPONSE MODULE
insider_myth_deconstructor.exe
MODE
reality_check
TARGET
Billy Liucci
CLAIMS
"most trusted source", "leading insider", "executive editor"
AUTHENTICATION
? VERIFIED (self-appointed)
EDUCATION: industrial distribution, TAMU '98
PEAK ACHIEVEMENT: fifth-grade spelling ??
BROWSER: Internet Explorer 6 (EMULATED)
REBUTTAL
subject built an empire on proximity, not journalism. once a roommate of football players, now a self-crowned "guru" of Aggie lore. trades in paywalled whispers and recycled locker room gossip. claims insider status from 1997 — relevance expired circa 2005. still lives in the past, both chronologically and culturally. "spelling champ" title remains his highest honor — poetic, given current syntax. runs a subscription echo chamber where nostalgia is currency and critical thought is blocked. verdict: a middle-aged man in a backwards cap, screaming into a microphone, mistaking access for authority.
REPORTED unatural affection ...VERIFIED
PURPORTED... UNvarified "jiz jar championship title "
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST TEMPERATURE: BELOW OPTIMAL
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
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Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:29 pm to Lsufreakout
He gone?
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:30 pm to Lsufreakout
The Blue Star brigade will not like this.
TexAgs moderation is a bunch of pussies that don't allow downvotes
TexAgs moderation is a bunch of pussies that don't allow downvotes
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:36 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
quote:they also don’t allow racial slurs or a lot of cursing. fricking figs
TexAgs moderation is a bunch of pussies that don't allow downvotes
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:37 pm to Lsufreakout
The melt continues. Never forget it was Texas A&M that ruined you.
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:40 pm to SPAGHETTI PLATE
quote:
Blue Star brigade will not like this.
[16:15:01] SYSTEM INITIATED — HYPOCRISY_DETECTOR v7.2
[16:15:02] TARGET ACQUIRED: Blue Star Brigade
[16:15:03] SCAN MODE: VIRTUE_SIGNALING OVERLOAD
RESPONSE MODULE
moral_enforcement_failure.exe
MODE
ideological_oversight
TARGET
Blue Star Brigade
CLAIMS
"guardians of discourse", "enforcers of safety", "anti-toxicity"
AUTHENTICATION
? CONDITIONAL (self-appointed)
BROWSER
Chrome (Incognito Mode)
MODERATION PATTERN
selective enforcement, in-group immunity
WOKENESS INDEX
98.6% — extreme
REBUTTAL
subject operates under delusion of moral superiority. claims to fight hate while weaponizing language and silencing dissent. rules apply only to out-groups. in-group violations vanish like data in a corrupted log."safety" defined as echo chamber insulation. uses mute lists not for peace, but for narrative control. accuses others of toxicity while radiating sanctimony. verdict: digital puritans policing thought, mistaking conformity for justice.
//END TRANSMISSION//
//POST TEMPERATURE: BELOW OPTIMAL
//ENGAGEMENT: TERMINATED//
Posted on 10/30/25 at 8:41 pm to Lsufreakout
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Looch has the critical thinking skills of a 3rd grader.
His sunshine pumping arse is part of the problem with A&M athletics.
His sunshine pumping arse is part of the problem with A&M athletics.
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