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re: Season ticket packages at your school
Posted on 9/19/25 at 2:21 pm to Loco Uno
Posted on 9/19/25 at 2:21 pm to Loco Uno
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Extras that schools throw in:
Alabama - A bouquet of roses sent to the sibling of your choice and a Nick Saban photo
Arkansas - A nude picture of Sam Pittman's tits
Auburn - A 4 roll pack of Charmin
Florida - A Steve Spurrier t-shirt and an empty whiskey bottle to throw at visiters.
Georgia - A free lobotomy. No fan base can be that stupid naturally
Kentucky - A pennant that says "wait until basketball season, we suck then too".
LSU - An official pair of Brian Kelly elevator shoes
Mississippi - Cold chicken fingers and a game day outfit only a homosexual would wear
Miss. State - A cowbell
Missouri - A black lives matter t-shite and cardboard shite swastika replica
Oklahoma - A broken wagon wheel and a bag of dust
South Carolina - A small cock...a really, really small cock
Tennessee - Heartbreak...a big load of heartbreak...AGAIN
Texas - A 9 inch lickable dildo (your choice of color) and a Bevo cow turd
Texas A&M - A picture of Jimbo's $73 million check...it's all they can afford now
Vanderbilt - A nice frame for your degree and tickets to a Kamala rally
This is really well done. I appreciate both the time and effort here.
This post was edited on 9/19/25 at 2:24 pm
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Posted on 9/19/25 at 6:30 pm to Mosnowman
Mighty Mizzou has one national award winner, lowly OU has fifty
Posted on 9/19/25 at 6:30 pm to everytrueson
27-0
Posted on 9/19/25 at 9:59 pm to Audustxx
Cmon sooner fans. It’s ok to chuckle
Posted on 9/19/25 at 10:26 pm to everytrueson
What's Mrszou's beef with OU, they suck.
All Mrszou's fans get is a peez dispenser and clown makeup. The makeup comes in handy when their boyfriend starts thinking about switching teams.
All Mrszou's fans get is a peez dispenser and clown makeup. The makeup comes in handy when their boyfriend starts thinking about switching teams.
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