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Look. I'd like to take a moment and thank everyone.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:40 pm
Even under normal circumstances the rant is a special place on Sundays but throw in an LSU loss to Alabama and it's the best of times. Truly extraordinary. There's no better reading anywhere on the innerweb.
I'd like to offer my heart felt gratitude to all who have taken part in slinging fun turds all over LSU and their whitebooted, coonass fans today. It's just been terrific and I've loved every minute of it.
Tomorrow I'll recalibrate and get back to my normal routines. I'll spend a little time on the OT, lobbying for a lifestyles board. Maybe shite on some movies and then do a wellness check on the poli-board smooth brains.
I'll still pop in here from time to time and contribute but my presence won't be quite as heavy as we've seen today. I only have so much poo to fling. But again, thank you all for your contributions. You're a terrific bunch.
Oh and one final thing. LSU sucks big veiny, engorged cocks and Brian Kelly frotteurs teenage boys.
Roll Tide ladies and gentlemen.
I'd like to offer my heart felt gratitude to all who have taken part in slinging fun turds all over LSU and their whitebooted, coonass fans today. It's just been terrific and I've loved every minute of it.
Tomorrow I'll recalibrate and get back to my normal routines. I'll spend a little time on the OT, lobbying for a lifestyles board. Maybe shite on some movies and then do a wellness check on the poli-board smooth brains.
I'll still pop in here from time to time and contribute but my presence won't be quite as heavy as we've seen today. I only have so much poo to fling. But again, thank you all for your contributions. You're a terrific bunch.
Oh and one final thing. LSU sucks big veiny, engorged cocks and Brian Kelly frotteurs teenage boys.
Roll Tide ladies and gentlemen.
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Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:46 pm to Pandy Fackler
What would a “lifestyles” board consist of?
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:47 pm to Radio One
You didn’t notice how lispy that diatribe was? He’s jockeying for an alternative lifestyles board, but there’s already a soccer board.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:49 pm to Logician
Touch!
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:49 pm to Radio One
I’m not sure but it sounds like it might involve a rainbow on the page banner.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:50 pm to Pandy Fackler
Brother next time I want more gravy on my roast beef poboy
I tip you 20% every time dammit
I tip you 20% every time dammit
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:53 pm to Radio One
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What would a “lifestyles” board consist of?
Well often on the OT, topics come up that may offend the sensibilities of others. These topics are ridiculed by the less adventurous and open minded among us and a lifestyles board could go a long way for those of us who care to contemplate such things as pegging, wife swapping, hot looking trannies and the conflicting feelings they stir in some folks. You know, shite like that.
Not that I'm into trannies or anything like that but who am I to judge?
Anyway, that's why we need a lifestyles board.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:told ya
Well often on the OT, topics come up that may offend the sensibilities of others. These topics are ridiculed by the less adventurous and open minded among us and a lifestyles board could go a long way for those of us who care to contemplate such things as pegging, wife swapping, hot looking trannies and the conflicting feelings they stir in some folks. You know, shite like that. Not that I'm into trannies or anything like that but who am I to judge? Anyway, that's why we need a lifestyles board.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:55 pm to Pandy Fackler
A tranny board would solve some of the OTs issues tbh
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:57 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Look. I'd like to take a moment and thank everyone.
I was told to eat a taco and go work on a roof at one point, It has truly been a wonderfully entertaining 24 hours.
to the greatest website on the internetThis post was edited on 11/5/23 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:58 pm to Logician
Yeah, I should have listened to you.
I was worried he was referring to *the lifestyle*, and my fears were well founded.
Anyway, trust me. There’s only so many times you can spank your wife before you start looking for a harder thrill. It’s a dead end, in the end.
I was worried he was referring to *the lifestyle*, and my fears were well founded.
Anyway, trust me. There’s only so many times you can spank your wife before you start looking for a harder thrill. It’s a dead end, in the end.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:58 pm to Sun God
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A tranny board would solve some of the OTs issues tbh
Well see that's what I think too. Take the politics out of trannyism and you have some stirring conversations about hot looking lady boys and what it would take to cross that bridge.
For some dudes, it's a short walk.
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 9:05 pm
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:59 pm to vuvuzela
TutHill was having flashbacks to the Spanish-American War
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:00 pm to vuvuzela
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I was told to eat a taco and go work on a roof at one point, It has truly been a wonderfully entertaining 24 hours. to the greatest website on the internet
That melt is some high quality H20. Are you actually Mexican or are you just a fan of that noise making horn?
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:01 pm to Pandy Fackler
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That melt is some high quality H20. Are you actually Mexican or are you just a fan of that noise making horn?
I'm neither here nor there
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:01 pm to Pandy Fackler
I believe the vivuzela is from those South African sons of bitches
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:02 pm to Radio One
quote:
Yeah, I should have listened to you.
I was worried he was referring to *the lifestyle*, and my fears were well founded.
Anyway, trust me. There’s only so many times you can spank your wife before you start looking for a harder thrill. It’s a dead end, in the end.
#lifestylesboard
See, you would know. You need this.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:04 pm to Sun God
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I believe the vivuzela is from those South African sons of bitches
Well I don't know. His name is Vevuzula or whatever. Is that Spanish for vulva?
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:04 pm to Pandy Fackler
Melt
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:06 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Is that Spanish for vulva?
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