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re: Julio Jones built like a LB

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Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 9:23 am to
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Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 10:47 am to
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...burning it up.


But, but...look at how LEAN he is!
Posted by inelishaitrust
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 10:48 am to
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Julio Jones built like a LB


He has linebacker hands, too.
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 12:35 pm to
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13 games
43 receptions
4 TD's

...burning it up.


70 yards, easy 6. Not a LSU player in sight.

but, but, but...block in the back!!
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 12:37 pm to
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70 yards, easy 6.

ONE play makes him a 1st round draft choice?
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 12:41 pm to
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ONE play makes him a 1st round draft choice?


One? No.

His repeated pummeling of SEC secondaries and his ability to drag whole defenses makes him a 1st round draft choice. Oh and his ability to avoid succumbing to cramps 3 times a game.
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 3:59 pm to
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His repeated pummeling of SEC secondaries and his ability to drag whole defenses


Like this?
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 4:20 pm to
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arrakis



I'll go ahead and be predictable.

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Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 4:24 pm to
From 2008? With so few catches last year, I can see why you'd have to go back that far.
Posted by Tigerbait46
Member since Dec 2005
8041 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 4:28 pm to
holy shite so I just read a couple of pages and let me get this right...

Julio Jones is bar none the strongest WR in college football, and at the bare minimum it takes 4 LSU defenders to tackle him, and sometimes, the entire team must be in on the tackle for him to go down

wow
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 4:30 pm to
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From 2008? With so few catches last year, I can see why you'd have to go back that far.


Well there is the play where it takes all 11 from Arkansas' defense to bring Julio down, but there isn't a video of just that one play.

I guess for now, him giving piggy back rides to corndogs as a lowly freshman will have to do. I could always post the one of him beating Patty Peterson one-on-one to set up the win 2 years ago. Or the one of him smoking the crap out of the corndog D last season. There's the couple plays where he absolutely blasts Florida coverage men on kick returns. And the Ole Miss play where he drives his man out of the play to spring Ingram for a TD.

JJ can do it all. Sorry that upsets you.
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 3/31/10 at 4:33 pm to
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Julio Jones is bar none the strongest WR in college football, and at the bare minimum it takes 4 LSU defenders to tackle him, and sometimes, the entire team must be in on the tackle for him to go down


No no no. You got it all wrong.

It takes at least 8 LSU defenders to tackle Julio. Or if there is a shite-ton of gatorade and midol on hand, maybe just one.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21157 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 5:00 pm to
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bare minimum it takes 4 LSU defenders to tackle him, and sometimes, the entire team must be in on the tackle for him to go down


I'm pretty sure some Bama fan actually said it takes 11 people to tackle him somewhere in this thread.

ETA: Courtesy of secftw,

quote:

how many times has all 11 players had to wrap up on Percy?
This post was edited on 3/31/10 at 5:02 pm
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 5:03 pm to
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JJ can do it all.

...except catch the ball.
I'll piece together some of his drops, but there's so many it will take time to pick out the best ones.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
21157 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 5:05 pm to
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I'll piece together some of his drops, but there's so many it will take time to pick out the best ones.


You would drop balls too if you were busy trucking all 11 defenders.
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 6:26 pm to
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I'm pretty sure some Bama fan actually said it takes 11 people to tackle him somewhere in this thread.

ETA: Courtesy of secftw,



Well it happened so I don't really know what you're getting at.

And I'm surprised you came back to the "stupid thread" not worth your time.
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 3/31/10 at 6:31 pm to
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...except catch the ball.
I'll piece together some of his drops, but there's so many it will take time to pick out the best ones.


Yeah, he can't catch the ball. That's why he smoked LSU for 70 yards and 6 pts in one play, or Arkansas for 50 yards and 6 pts in one play, did the same to Miss State, or even how he made multiple 1st down conversions in the same drive against the Barn.

Good one bro.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 8:44 pm to
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saying sir will not get you taken seriously around here.


You don't say. Surely you know that I don't give two shits or a frick whether you guys take me seriously or not when it comes to the words I choose to use. If it makes you fell better "my good sir", I'll explain it to you since you can't seem to understand that my choice to use the word sir was not an attempt to make anyone to take me seriously.......but nothing more than the fact that I like the word sir even when I'm telling a rude prick to kiss my arse.

Oh and "dumb arse thread"? I guess I'm pretty good at that........
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 4/1/10 at 9:10 pm to
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Yeah, he can't catch the ball. That's why he smoked LSU for 70 yards and 6 pts in one play,

Catches a dink pass...real skill involved there.

Still averaged a whopping 3.3 catches per game.

Drops more than he catches...

Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 4/2/10 at 3:02 am to
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Catches a dink pass...real skill involved there.

Still averaged a whopping 3.3 catches per game.

Drops more than he catches...



Spin it as much as you want. Whatever helps you sleep at night. He smoked LSU in one play like the scrubs that they are.

This post was edited on 4/2/10 at 3:03 am
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