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Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:16 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
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He’s very fragile
Should I wrap him in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get hurt?
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:18 am to Ted2010
Ted, let's discuss the underlying aberrations of your personality that violently ignited when an innocent picture of a knocked up Joe Burrow sent you into a frothing kook rage.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:20 am to Ted2010
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Should I wrap him in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get hurt?
Not necessary. Once this one breaks, another will be shipped your way in 5-10 business days.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:21 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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Ted, let's discuss the underlying aberrations of your personality that violently ignited when an innocent picture of a knocked up Joe Burrow sent you into a frothing kook rage.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:22 am to Ted2010
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Should I wrap him in bubble wrap so he doesn’t get hurt?
No matter how much useless help you get from your buddies, I'm going to grind you into the rotten bowels of SEC Rant's inglorious pit of sucking wounds.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:23 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
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Not necessary. Once this one breaks, another will be shipped your way in 5-10 business days.
So he’s like herpes; never goes away?
He’s Eternal Herpes.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:24 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
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Not necessary. Once this one breaks, another will be shipped your way in 5-10 business days.
Ted is not a valuable ally to have in a flame fest. He is devoid of imagination and lacks a killer instinct.
Don't pitch your tent in a loser's backyard, William.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:25 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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No matter how much useless help you get from your buddies, I'm going to grind you into the rotten bowels of SEC Rant's inglorious pit of sucking wounds.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:26 am to Ted2010
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So he’s like herpes; never goes away?
He’s Eternal Herpes.
All herpes are eternal, Ted, your mother gave them to you when you were born and you still have them don't you?
Don't say stupid things.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:26 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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Ted is not a valuable ally to have in a flame fest. He is devoid of imagination and lacks a killer instinct.
Don't pitch your tent in a loser's backyard, William.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:27 am to Ted2010
Say you are winning, Ted. Say it.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:28 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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All herpes are eternal, Ted, your mother gave them to you when you were born and you still have them don't you?
Don't say stupid things.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:29 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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Say you are winning, Ted. Say it.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:29 am to Ted2010
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Is this all you have?
This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 3:30 am
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:31 am to Ted2010
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Are you trying as hard as you can?
This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 3:32 am
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:31 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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Is this all you have?
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:34 am to Eternal Elephant
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Right now I’m your puppet master. Now dance boy!
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Are you trying as hard as you can?
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:35 am to Ted2010
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Puppet .gifs is it? This is why you imagine yourself to be a deadly efficient flamer?
Posted on 3/7/20 at 3:37 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
Alright guys. I gotta grab some sleep. I hope you all enjoy my puppet. I got him wound up real right so he’ll be dancing for a few more hours. This is my gift to you all!
Love,
Ted
xoxo
Love,
Ted
xoxo
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