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re: Joe Burrow reading a book, chilling out

Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Eternal Elephant
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Member since Feb 2020
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:39 pm to
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His posting style never changes. Nor does his meltdowns


I step away for 30 fricking minutes, 30 minutes, and come back to 2 and a half solid pages of weaklings expounding on how I've failed.

Two and a half pages. Yep, I'm the one melting alright.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:40 pm to
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You are obvious to it and that's enough for me


Oh no. I’m quite aware of the copious amounts of Ls you have been taken.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:40 pm to
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It looks like you are on drugs, not dancing. Dance, don't nod.

Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:41 pm to
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step away for 30 fricking minutes, 30 minutes, and come back to 2 and a half solid pages of weaklings expounding on how I've failed.

Two and a half pages. Yep, I'm the one melting alright.




Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:42 pm to
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Oh no. I’m quite aware of the copious amounts of Ls you have been taken.


You aren't obvious to anything? Not anything at all?
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:42 pm to

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looks like you are on drugs, not dancing. Dance, don't nod.







A’ight. I’m out for a while. Y’all be nice to my puppet while I’m gone. He’s fragile.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:45 pm to
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A’ight. I’m out for a while. Y’all be nice to my puppet while I’m gone. He’s fragile.


What? Again? Backing out of the thread is becoming your signature move. Don't worry though, I'm going to make you a signature file that perfectly represents your personality.

I may have it ready before you slink back into the thread. I want a guarantee that you'll drop your Daddy William's signature file and use mine though, or I'll never make you another one.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5736 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:50 pm to
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Damn, that's a lot of accounts.
How does he out himself? Does he just not try and use the same gimmicky lines?




Look for the following:
1. Thread with horrendous ‘shopped picture in OP... (he’s not very good with his open source GIMP software)

2. Replies to everyone in his thread (the best way to out him and watch him devour his self) - also why his threads become extensive.

3. Those replies eventually become 8+ paragraphs repeating the same frustrations, just in different words.

4. Claims to be winning, when in fact he is just melting down, looking for some additional encouragement that he’s not doing such a bad job.

Give it a shot next time. It’s great fun pointing out the Altie alt and fueling the meltdown.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 7:58 pm to
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Look for the following:
1. Thread with horrendous ‘shopped picture in OP... (he’s not very good with his open source GIMP software)

2. Replies to everyone in his thread (the best way to out him and watch him devour his self) - also why his threads become extensive.

3. Those replies eventually become 8+ paragraphs repeating the same frustrations, just in different words.

4. Claims to be winning, when in fact he is just melting down, looking for some additional encouragement that he’s not doing such a bad job.

Give it a shot next time. It’s great fun pointing out the Altie alt and fueling the meltdown.


This thread automatically propels itself for page after page after page, when I'm not even participating, with LSU fans and their sucker-uppers congratulating themselves on winning.

It's a spectacle that I enjoy seeing as it tells me that no one is really mad at all. Everyone is perfectly reasonable and calm and nothing is out of the ordinary.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:00 pm to
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People always shite on me and my thread.
Yet this thread not only exists, but has 13 pages worth of replies.
And somehow I'm the problem.


Jealous?
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:09 pm to
Of you? No. I might be if it weren't for your lame sig pic.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:30 pm to
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Of you? No. I might be if it weren't for your lame sig pic.


You don't like cute little elephants?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49256 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:41 pm to
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Look for the following:
1. Thread with horrendous ‘shopped picture in OP... (he’s not very good with his open source GIMP software)

2. Replies to everyone in his thread (the best way to out him and watch him devour his self) - also why his threads become extensive.

3. Those replies eventually become 8+ paragraphs repeating the same frustrations, just in different words.

4. Claims to be winning, when in fact he is just melting down, looking for some additional encouragement that he’s not doing such a bad job.

This sums it up nicely.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:45 pm to
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This sums it up nicely.


Who could have ever imagined that William's Lapdog would be quoting William's alter and substituting that for his own response?

Color me amazed. Some people would think that a lapdog doesn't have a mind of its own.
This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:48 pm to
Can you make me a new desktop background? I’d like Joe Burrow, cigars, guns, and plenty of wind dings fonts please
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Member since Jan 2007
49256 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:52 pm to
Are you trying to steal my employee?
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:54 pm to
I pay in winston 100s and 12 packs of Busch
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49256 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:55 pm to
That's better than the $7.25 an hour I pay him, so he'll probably take it.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 8:57 pm to
Capitalism GOAT
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/7/20 at 9:12 pm to
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Can you make me a new desktop background? I’d like Joe Burrow, cigars, guns, and plenty of wind dings fonts please


No problem. If you'd like it bigger, I could easly add you a nice looking purple background to give it that LSU vibe.



EDIT:

If you are using a desktop computer, here is one at 1920x1080.

This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 9:42 pm
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