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re: How does the REC respond to what happened yesterday?
Posted on 4/1/19 at 2:14 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 4/1/19 at 2:14 pm to WestCoastAg
There is no such thing as the REC
Posted on 4/1/19 at 2:17 pm to BrerTiger
The REC Illuminata were actually in Hawaii for secret negotiations and meetings with North Korea Intelligence operatives. Word from the meeting is that things are going pretty well. Kim Young Un actually had dinner last night with Agent Updyke and supposedly plans were laid out for a suitcase nuke that could possibly be used in Toomer's Corner should things escalate further and the Barn makes it thru to the end. Agent Updyke was quoted as saying "we can't have them uppity Barners coming in and thinking they can have our wimmenfolk".
In exchange for the suitcase nuke, Kim Young Un will receive a new Dodge Charger, his choice of colors, an official "Sisters Dating Guide", and an autographed Waffle House menu from Lee County with Maltzahn crayon scribbling of football plays he used during the 2018 season.
As an REC member in good standing, I can emphatically say that we will not let this travesty stand. Bruce is going down quicker than a Thai hooker. OPeratives are standing by to get the code word via the TidePhone, and then it's all over for these clowns......
All kidding aside, helluva win Auburn. Hope you guys make it thru to the end and bring the trophy home.
In exchange for the suitcase nuke, Kim Young Un will receive a new Dodge Charger, his choice of colors, an official "Sisters Dating Guide", and an autographed Waffle House menu from Lee County with Maltzahn crayon scribbling of football plays he used during the 2018 season.
As an REC member in good standing, I can emphatically say that we will not let this travesty stand. Bruce is going down quicker than a Thai hooker. OPeratives are standing by to get the code word via the TidePhone, and then it's all over for these clowns......
All kidding aside, helluva win Auburn. Hope you guys make it thru to the end and bring the trophy home.
This post was edited on 4/1/19 at 2:24 pm
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