Keys to enjoying life as a Mississippi State fan:

1. Regardless of sport, NEVER watch the team play, unless in the extremely unlikely scenario we are playing for a championship, but even then, prepare for heartbreak.

2. See rule number 1.

3. See rule number 1&2, seriously dumbshit, don’t watch the game.

4. Spend your weekend watching teams you hate and hope they lose while smoking something on the grill and knocking back a few brews/drinks. Most times, this is somewhat rewarding from an entertainment perspective. Engaged because you hate team “x”, but not invested. Best case scenario, you hate both teams and just get to watch for fun. Win-win.

5. See rules 1-3….seriously, don’t do it. How enjoy life unencumbered by what has been. Bulldogs are losers except when they happen to frick up and win something meaningful despite their best efforts. Go eat some brisket and grab your wife’s arse and see what happens.

Georgia sweep I was PISSED! Tennessee game 1 I was ready to fight someone. Today, I didn’t watch and had an amazing day. Cheers everyone!

This post was edited on 4/11/26 at 11:23 pm

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Posted by The Winner

Member since Nov 2016

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Posted on 4/12/26 at 1:00 am to Shamoan

We've been fricked over by the baseball idiots who wasted all our money on this sport and we cant even win here. They can continue to grill out and feed opposing fans so they can celebrate wins, maybe we can finally field a football team so we can actually be competitive in something.

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