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re: FBaum Friday - SEC Fun to Start the Weekend
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:13 pm to trader_tiger83
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:13 pm to trader_tiger83
Everyone sing with me:
"Everyday I'm Rustling"
"Everyday I'm Rustling"
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Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:13 pm to mizzoukills
Just listened. Didnt like your intro.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:15 pm to WG_Dawg
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Just listened. Didnt like your intro.
Next week I'll do a complete Pink Floyd themed call and somehow relate Pink Floyd's Ummagumma to an SEC rant.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:15 pm to WG_Dawg
Did you hear Darriel from Columbus right before killz? We deserved to get smacked down after his call.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:17 pm to rawDAWG333
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Did you hear Darriel from Columbus right before killz? We deserved to get smacked down after his call.
Yes. That's why I started my call with a rustling backhanded comment about butthurt Georgia callers and Mizzou owning the East.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:22 pm to mizzoukills
By the way, I successfully used all three trigger words:
1) I said "magma" when I mentioned that OU president Boren's statement that OU wouldn't be wallflowers in the realignment process was like hot magma forcing Mizzou to make a decision to move to the SEC
2) I said "Monteg" when I implied that Texas president Deloss Dodds made an idiotic "Monteg-like" comment regarding Mizzou.
3) I said "silverback" when I ask Dari if in the future OU should "silverback" into a better conference if given the opportunity. That doesn't even make sense but it sounds good.
1) I said "magma" when I mentioned that OU president Boren's statement that OU wouldn't be wallflowers in the realignment process was like hot magma forcing Mizzou to make a decision to move to the SEC
2) I said "Monteg" when I implied that Texas president Deloss Dodds made an idiotic "Monteg-like" comment regarding Mizzou.
3) I said "silverback" when I ask Dari if in the future OU should "silverback" into a better conference if given the opportunity. That doesn't even make sense but it sounds good.
This post was edited on 5/8/15 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:24 pm to mizzoukills
I missed it brah. Got busy here.
Can I get a transcript?
Can I get a transcript?
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:32 pm to mizzoukills
You don't have to say ummagumma. That was in jest. I can think of some manageable references later though.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:36 pm to Stir of Echoes
Summary:
The caller before me was an extremely butthurt Georgia fan who was bitching about Mizzou having an easy schedule and claimed that Mizzou has been lucky for the past two seasons. Implied Georgia football is FAR better and Mizzou doesn't deserve to be in the conference. Pretty much said we're a joke.
Therefore, I started the conversation by thanking Dari and then stating very clearly that "I love how rustled Georgia fans are that Mizzou, a team that wasn't supposed to compete in the SEC, has literally owned the East and ruined Georgia's hopes and dreams. I love Georgian tears."
Then I called Dari out for being an Oklahoma grad. I reminded him of the 2011 conference realignment and correlated OU's David Boren's comment of "OU won't be wallflowers during the realignment process as the most significant motivator in Mizzou leaving the Big 12. Then I mentioned Deloss Dodd's statement that "Texas' bad years are Missouri's good years."
After reminding him of these comments, I asked Dari for his opinion on a few questions:
1) Does he believe that Mizzou improved our position in the college football landscape by leaving behind the Big 12 for the SEC?
2) Is the Big 12 stronger or weaker without A&M and Mizzou in the conference?
3) If in the future OU has an opportunity to leave the Big 12 to join a power conference, should they do it and forever say goodbye to the Ebola virus that is Texas football?
I never heard his reaction, but I certainly made myself clear.
The caller before me was an extremely butthurt Georgia fan who was bitching about Mizzou having an easy schedule and claimed that Mizzou has been lucky for the past two seasons. Implied Georgia football is FAR better and Mizzou doesn't deserve to be in the conference. Pretty much said we're a joke.
Therefore, I started the conversation by thanking Dari and then stating very clearly that "I love how rustled Georgia fans are that Mizzou, a team that wasn't supposed to compete in the SEC, has literally owned the East and ruined Georgia's hopes and dreams. I love Georgian tears."
Then I called Dari out for being an Oklahoma grad. I reminded him of the 2011 conference realignment and correlated OU's David Boren's comment of "OU won't be wallflowers during the realignment process as the most significant motivator in Mizzou leaving the Big 12. Then I mentioned Deloss Dodd's statement that "Texas' bad years are Missouri's good years."
After reminding him of these comments, I asked Dari for his opinion on a few questions:
1) Does he believe that Mizzou improved our position in the college football landscape by leaving behind the Big 12 for the SEC?
2) Is the Big 12 stronger or weaker without A&M and Mizzou in the conference?
3) If in the future OU has an opportunity to leave the Big 12 to join a power conference, should they do it and forever say goodbye to the Ebola virus that is Texas football?
I never heard his reaction, but I certainly made myself clear.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:38 pm to WG_Dawg
WG,
I'm seriously pissed off that I forgot to do it! I got caught up in the call and totally forgot to throw in ummagumma.
Give me some Pink Floyd references and I'll certainly do it next week.
I'm seriously pissed off that I forgot to do it! I got caught up in the call and totally forgot to throw in ummagumma.
Give me some Pink Floyd references and I'll certainly do it next week.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:42 pm to mizzoukills
I'm sure Dark side of the Moon, and Another Brick in the Wall would be easy to get in there talking about realignment, or many other things.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:43 pm to mizzoukills
I'll think of some softballs for you and next week when you start the thread I'll mention em
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:44 pm to Tiger Live2
Wow, Georgia fans are masterbating right now over Dari's comments regarding 2014 Georgia football versus 2014 Mizzou football.
Dari is such a dipshit.
Dari is such a dipshit.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:48 pm to mizzoukills
You could mention that the B12 keeps dedicating "Wish You Were Here" to MU and aTm every time it's dedication night on The Longhorn Network.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:54 pm to mizzoukills
quote:
Summary:
The caller before me was an extremely butthurt Georgia fan who was bitching about Mizzou having an easy schedule and claimed that Mizzou has been lucky for the past two seasons. Implied Georgia football is FAR better and Mizzou doesn't deserve to be in the conference. Pretty much said we're a joke.
Therefore, I started the conversation by thanking Dari and then stating very clearly that "I love how rustled Georgia fans are that Mizzou, a team that wasn't supposed to compete in the SEC, has literally owned the East and ruined Georgia's hopes and dreams. I love Georgian tears."
Then I called Dari out for being an Oklahoma grad. I reminded him of the 2011 conference realignment and correlated OU's David Boren's comment of "OU won't be wallflowers during the realignment process as the most significant motivator in Mizzou leaving the Big 12. Then I mentioned Deloss Dodd's statement that "Texas' bad years are Missouri's good years."
After reminding him of these comments, I asked Dari for his opinion on a few questions:
1) Does he believe that Mizzou improved our position in the college football landscape by leaving behind the Big 12 for the SEC?
2) Is the Big 12 stronger or weaker without A&M and Mizzou in the conference?
3) If in the future OU has an opportunity to leave the Big 12 to join a power conference, should they do it and forever say goodbye to the Ebola virus that is Texas football?
I never heard his reaction, but I certainly made myself clear.
Darryl? He's the Georgia version of Phyllis or Tammy.
Posted on 5/8/15 at 5:58 pm to Korin
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Darryl? He's the Georgia version of Phyllis or Tammy
Yes, Daryl. What a butthurt dipshit. I love it!!!
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