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re: Chizik > saban?

Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:47 am to
Posted by BamaAlum08
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:47 am to
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Commas can be used for pauses, actually. But that's so far beyond your comprehension level I'm not even going to attempt to explain that to you.


Your comma in front the word because was not needed and unnecessary. Had that been for a grade you would have lost point.

But, far be it from me to argue with a future UVA law school student, Spanish major, econ major, English minor.
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:50 am to
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Commas can be used for pauses, actually.



I found this for you. Cliff Notes. Enjoy.
LINK
This post was edited on 5/16/10 at 2:52 am
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:51 am to
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You better watch out. He's going to come back. Be afraid, be very afraid... Of the soon to be student


I shall be gently weeping.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:56 am to
What the frick did the dumbass do tonight?
Posted by BamaAlum08
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:58 am to
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What the frick did the dumbass do tonight?


He committed public self-fellatio. And then wondered why everyone was laughing at him.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 2:59 am to
Detailed Cliff Notes?


Between him and bdgolemiss, I've found 2 prime candidates for next year's WPHoF
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:03 am to
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Detailed Cliff Notes? Between him and bdgolemiss, I've found 2 prime candidates for next year's WPHoF


He ran his mouth about being a "future UVA Law School Student™." Got completely owned. Did not know when to quit. Failed at every post. Thought he was actually doing something. Failed at that. Pretty much one big cluster frick of fail.

Dude is certainly WPHoF worthy.
Posted by NicoBlues
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:08 am to
He called me out about my job. When that failed, he reverted to grammar Nazi. He got owned like you owned him. He went home crying. As usual
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:09 am to
Future UVa Law School? Hope he's been admitted first. Also hope he knows arguing grammar in a trial won't get him anywhere. Nor will speaking Spanish. Unless he goes to Mexico.

Then, even with all these smarts, he'd probably drink the water, get Montezuma's revenge, shite what little brains he has out, and then get shot by a drug cartel crossing the border while telling them he'll report them to the authorities.
Posted by RMFTBama
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Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:10 am to
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What the frick did the dumbass do tonight?



Basically, BamaAlum08 invented lawyer salaries and tried to pass them off as some hard and fast rule of my future income (though he hasn't a clue of what area of law I'm even pursuing). Then, when I challenged his "figures" with actual facts, he tried to tell me that I would do poorly on the reading comprehension section of the LSAT because I wasn't addressing his specific statement. The ironic part of that barb, of course, is that he demonstrated his own poor reading comprehension by failing to realize that I've already taken the LSAT. Regardless, I posted new figures for lawyers immediately out of UVA law school that completely debunked any myths he was perpetuating. He was left with nothing to do but point out non-existent grammar mistakes.

That just about sums it up.
Posted by NicoBlues
I eat frogs
Member since Dec 2009
15048 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:11 am to
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while telling them he'll report them to the authorities for their misspelled words and bad broken english
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
1261 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:12 am to
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Future UVa Law School? Hope he's been admitted first. Also hope he knows arguing grammar in a trial won't get him anywhere. Nor will speaking Spanish. Unless he goes to Mexico. Then, even with all these smarts, he'd probably drink the water, get Montezuma's revenge, shite what little brains he has out, and then get shot by a drug cartel crossing the border while telling them he'll report them to the authorities.


Yeah, according to him he was admmitted already into next year's class. Which is odd. I guess UVA does there admission different than the law schools to which I applied.

But, he tried to play grammar Nazi. But, that did not work out too well for him at all.

He was impressive however. His resume kept growing with each new post.
This post was edited on 5/16/10 at 3:12 am
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
1261 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:13 am to
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Basically, BamaAlum08 invented lawyer salaries and tried to pass them off as some hard and fast rule of my future income (though he hasn't a clue of what area of law I'm even pursuing). Then, when I challenged his "figures" with actual facts, he tried to tell me that I would do poorly on the reading comprehension section of the LSAT because I wasn't addressing his specific statement. The ironic part of that barb, of course, is that he demonstrated his own poor reading comprehension by failing to realize that I've already taken the LSAT. Regardless, I posted new figures for lawyers immediately out of UVA law school that completely debunked any myths he was perpetuating. He was left with nothing to do but point out non-existent grammar mistakes. That just about sums it up


See what I mean?
Posted by NicoBlues
I eat frogs
Member since Dec 2009
15048 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:13 am to
Told ya he'd be back.
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
1261 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:13 am to
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He called me out about my job. When that failed, he reverted to grammar Nazi. He got owned like you owned him. He went home crying. As usual


+1
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:14 am to
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Told ya he'd be back.


Was there ever a doubt?

I've had a couple drinks or so. This should be fun now.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:14 am to
I'm not impressed really. UVa's good and all. It's no Yale, where two of my fraternity brothers are, but it's good.
Posted by RMFTBama
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2009
5285 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:17 am to
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I'm not impressed really. UVa's good and all. It's no Yale, where two of my fraternity brothers are, but it's good.



I didn't apply to UVA to impress you. And I'm sure two of your fraternity brothers make up the less than 600 people at Yale Law. You should hang around them more.
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
1261 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:17 am to
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I'm not impressed really. UVa's good and all. It's no Yale, where two of my fraternity brothers are, but it's good.


No kidding. I had a friend whom I worked with. He graduated Harvard Law. His first year he was hanging on financially by the skin of his teeth.

However, "Future UVA Law School Student™" tried to slam a guy here because he thought he'd be rolling in the dough right after graduation. He tried to post some figures he found from Google. He was owned on that. So he went back to Google and grabbed more figures. Then someone else owned him. So, he just keeps trying. Bless his little heart.
Posted by BamaAlum08
Member since Dec 2009
1261 posts
Posted on 5/16/10 at 3:18 am to
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I didn't apply to UVA to impress you.


In that case, it is a real good thing you did not throw that name around the SEC Rant then.
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