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Posted on 12/25/23 at 3:45 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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This says a lot about you when the first thing you do at 5:30 AM on Christmas morning is start a troll thread with your rivals.
Thank you.
Posted on 12/25/23 at 4:01 pm to Gimme Vaughn
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It would have been more appropriate to post this at 4:31. That would be dedication to trolling.
That would have been great; you are right.
I didn't have the idea for it until about 5:15 or so though. At approximately 5 AM on Christmas Day I started thinking about how much God loved The Crimson Tide and how all Alabama fans were blessed.
That invariably led to thoughts about how God hated auburn fans because of their devotion to false God symbols like cows, huge country women, and their cult-like and insincere devotion to fambly.
Many of them put their cheesy and smarmy auburn creed above even the Holy Bible in sincerity of devotion.
At this point, as a dedicated poster on SEC Rant, I felt it my duty to hopefully bring a feeling of sorrow and shame to auburn fans on Christmas Day. They deserve no less than that and no more.
This post was edited on 12/25/23 at 4:04 pm
Posted on 12/25/23 at 4:06 pm to AHM21
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Great job, AHM. His father and mother aren't laughing with him, they are laughing at him.
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