re: Arkansas basketball and its fans

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back story

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Back door... He was in Arkansas one night, shockingly drunk off his arse and got approached by a mildy attractive "girl" at the bar.

Of course, they hit it off like two lovestruck kids and one thing led to another. He could have passed it off as a drunken mistake, but went in for round 2 the next morning. He left his car at the bar, so was forced to do the walk off shame covered in man goo and his own shite.

Rumor has it that he may have had a little bun in the oven... but that part can't be confirmed given He already looks 9 months preggo.

Please give the man some space while he works out these internal demons.