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re: All jokes aside. LSU vs. Auburn

Posted on 10/21/19 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

And the fact that you've typed this out several times is proof that you lick windows and probably should be wearing a diaper and helmet 24 hours a day.



Ok, it don’t matter who you are, that’s funny right there.
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 4:57 pm to
Boy, I'll spot you the first hit. And you had better make damn certain that you lay me out cold. Or else, I'll make you my bitch
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45262 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

What's your number?

*inserts bosses number*

Eat me alive, prick!!
Posted by HouseofWaffles
Member since Nov 2014
4659 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 4:58 pm to
Doesn't smell nearly as bad as your mom's pussy. Only time I had to tell a woman to pull them up and head out.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:00 pm to
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What's your number?




What's yours motherfricker?
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:01 pm to
You are so dumb that you put white out on a computer screen because you didn't know about the backspace button
Posted by Tau Neutrino
Franklin, Tennessee
Member since Aug 2019
734 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Go wash my drawers boy and then come back and cook my dinner


It appears you are incapable of basic self-care.

Do you need an aide?
Posted by Tau Neutrino
Franklin, Tennessee
Member since Aug 2019
734 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:01 pm to
Don't waltz in here with improper integrals.
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:02 pm to
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Nightmare scenario.. Auburn wins on a bad call by the refs, like a missed PI. Finishes the season 11-1 and plays UF in the Championship Game. LSU gets a mulligan and gets into the playoffs. Auburn has to beat LSU again. Would not like our chances.



What in the good fock are you talking about??
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:02 pm to
You are so stupid that you thought a quarterback was a refund!!
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
45262 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:03 pm to
I’m seeing some grade school jokes, bro.

Has your nuts dropped yet?
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:03 pm to
You don't walk in here with improper interegals
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:04 pm to
Teheheheheheeee
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:05 pm to
O Doyle rules
Posted by Hobnailboot
Minneapolis
Member since Sep 2012
6094 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:06 pm to
This is easily the best opening day rivalry thread in the Rant ever. I need to be in BR this weekend.
Posted by Wtxtiger
Gonzales la
Member since Feb 2011
7273 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:10 pm to
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Destroyed math book


Come on dude. We all troll hard here. Every single person is trolls here. It’s all fun and games. There is no reason to be personal or violent. Come on bro, easy. Nobody wants to hear unfriendly threats when we all are here because we love college football. We all have teams we don’t like and some we really don’t like but it’s not personal.
If you can’t handle what you dish out, maybe you are on the wrong board.

This post was edited on 10/21/19 at 5:11 pm
Posted by Destroyed_math_book
Treetop
Member since Jan 2019
107 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:24 pm to
I apologize. I shouldn't have said all of that. I lost my temper somewhere along the way today. I would blame it on the auburn fans, but I have to look in the mirror. I am on medication to help me with my issues. Wish me luck. I am truly sorry for all the garbage I posted. It wasn't right and it's an example of what happens when I don't take my meds daily as recommended. I'm going to take a break from posting for a bit. Take care and here's to a good game this Saturday. I hope LSU wins in 2011 fashion but I'll take a win by a half a point. Take care
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
62807 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:25 pm to
Ohh this is an underrated game by the rest of the nations accounts. Fans of both teams know how much this one counts for.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:38 pm to
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Don't waltz in here with improper integrals.


I really just want the square of pi, but the only image I saw with just that was...

Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

I apologize. I shouldn't have said all of that. I lost my temper somewhere along the way today. I would blame it on the auburn fans, but I have to look in the mirror. I am on medication to help me with my issues. Wish me luck. I am truly sorry for all the garbage I posted. It wasn't right and it's an example of what happens when I don't take my meds daily as recommended. I'm going to take a break from posting for a bit. Take care and here's to a good game this Saturday. I hope LSU wins in 2011 fashion but I'll take a win by a half a point. Take care

I'm still not buying it.

Could be a master troll.
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