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re: When did you learn that women really do fart?

Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:43 pm to
You are absolutely hilarious.

I'm sure he can identify it as you since dog noses are like a million times stronger and more precise than human noses. He's probably like "This girl thinks she's slick, but I know what's up". Lol
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:49 pm to
No wonder he's always puking.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 8:59 pm to
Nah. I'm sure his own farts smell a lot worse than your farts do. Haha
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:01 pm to
I was the only cheerleader who could burp the alphabet. One of my prouder accomplishments in life.
Posted by hogNsinceReagan
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Feb 2015
5879 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:06 pm to
What was that?

A lilfuggintoot.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:29 pm to
You sound more proud of burping and farting than any girl I know. Lol

What school were you a cheerleader at?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:33 pm to
Carolina.

Beat a fellow cheerleader's arse on the fb field once as well. I can hang with the guys. Probably why I like it here so much.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:35 pm to
What did your fellow cheerleaders think of your burping and farting? Did they appreciate your talent? Haha
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 10:36 pm
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:35 pm to
That I was country as hell.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:45 pm to
You sound like the kind of chick who cropdusts at the grocery store and then chuckles as everyone else blames each other. Definitely one of the guys.

You're hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:47 pm to
I prefer the Dutch oven maneuver to crop-dusting.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:49 pm to
Haha. Who do you use the dutch oven on?
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:52 pm to
That same hapless dog. Don't tell PETA, mkay?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

Haha. Who do you use the dutch oven on?


quote:

cbree88



He wants the deets ^^this is a guy who watches Brazilian fart porn.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:54 pm to
quote:

Brazilian fart porn.



Is it weird that I know what this is? Never watched it, tho.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 9/24/18 at 10:54 pm to
Nah. That's gross. I just think it's funny.
This post was edited on 9/24/18 at 11:11 pm
Posted by Tom Thumb
Member since Sep 2017
1188 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 6:04 pm to
Your posting history is disgusting
This post was edited on 7/16/22 at 11:52 am
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 6:07 pm to
But does Jesus Christ fart is what I wanna know.
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