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Posted on 7/11/23 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 7/11/23 at 7:50 pm
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Posted on 7/11/23 at 7:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 7/11/23 at 8:18 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Just for the record, I’ve never nursed off a buddy.
But I have played buy your buddy a lap dance from the ugliest, nastiest one in the club.
Good times.
But I have played buy your buddy a lap dance from the ugliest, nastiest one in the club.
Good times.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 5:04 am to five_fivesix
well I hope this thread gets anchored 
ETA: Just kidding! Don't anchor it!
ETA: Just kidding! Don't anchor it!
This post was edited on 7/12/23 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 7/12/23 at 6:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You pay to see pussy when 60% will let you see it for a dinner at Applebee's and a bottle of Boone's Farm?
Posted on 7/12/23 at 2:43 pm to Animal
Shut up bitch
Posted on 7/12/23 at 3:04 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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drunk post
Posted on 7/12/23 at 3:05 pm to TigerLunatik
I've always assumed all his posts were drunk posts.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 4:21 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
Posted on 7/12/23 at 4:33 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I've always assumed all his posts were drunk posts.
Yep. Should be a lot more deleted.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 4:53 pm to TigerLunatik
Friends,
This was the thread where Mr. Rex Vonner — in great detail — expounded upon our chance encounter during my most recent voyage.
While his original post and thus the contents thereof are now forever lost to time, I do have but one single photograph of our time spent together.
It is now all that remains. But it stands as a reminder of a truly lovely journey.
Yours,
Harry Rex Vonner and paperwasp (donkeys and midgets have been digitally removed)
This was the thread where Mr. Rex Vonner — in great detail — expounded upon our chance encounter during my most recent voyage.
While his original post and thus the contents thereof are now forever lost to time, I do have but one single photograph of our time spent together.
It is now all that remains. But it stands as a reminder of a truly lovely journey.
Yours,
Harry Rex Vonner and paperwasp (donkeys and midgets have been digitally removed)
Posted on 7/12/23 at 5:11 pm to paperwasp
Harry Rex Vonner historian Paperwasp has hereby been named the SECRANT's J. Holly Blassingame Scholar and KS Gamecock Fellow
Paperwasp's other areas of expertise include McNairy County Tennessee History, and the History of Southern Soul Food Vegetables
As an aside, Paperwasp's last name has been now revealed
He is Paperwasp Johnson
Congratulations all around to Dr Paperwasp Johnson, PhD
Paperwasp's other areas of expertise include McNairy County Tennessee History, and the History of Southern Soul Food Vegetables
As an aside, Paperwasp's last name has been now revealed
He is Paperwasp Johnson
Congratulations all around to Dr Paperwasp Johnson, PhD
Posted on 7/12/23 at 5:55 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
yo Harry, leave a brother hanging……
I guess I’ll need to fill in the blanks for the many generations of OTranters to follow.
In the OP, Harry was telling a humorous story of how he and a fellow summer camp buddy were bored one night in the bunkhouse………well I’ll let Harry tell it.
I guess I’ll need to fill in the blanks for the many generations of OTranters to follow.
In the OP, Harry was telling a humorous story of how he and a fellow summer camp buddy were bored one night in the bunkhouse………well I’ll let Harry tell it.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 6:11 pm to five_fivesix
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In the OP, Harry was telling a humorous story of how he and a fellow summer camp buddy were bored one night in the bunkhouse………well I’ll let Harry tell it.
okay, yeah, so one of the campers had an Oxford, Miss yellow pages with all kinds of sex ads like strip clubs and Asian happy ending clubs and and whores for rent
We had found a credit card by chance out by the picnic tables, past the softball fields, and there was a payphone at the mess hall. Credit card was Ole Miss corporate card?
The whores for rent from Memphis accepted collect calls, we found out, and so we ordered some and told them to meet us at midnight at the swimming pool out past the east cabins.
Whores showed up and asked "Who is Hugh?" and I raised my hand, they verified the credit card must be mine, and we all climbed the pool fence and a good time was had by all
Dr Paperwasp Johnson lost his virginity that night.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 6:20 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
exactly how I heard it.
Never knew Oxford had a place with midget donkeys.
Posted on 7/12/23 at 6:41 pm to five_fivesix
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Never knew Oxford had a place with midget donkeys.
Harry has a place for them...
Posted on 7/12/23 at 6:45 pm to TigerLunatik
somewhere wasp be like
Posted on 7/12/23 at 9:31 pm to five_fivesix
Posted on 7/12/23 at 9:36 pm to TigerLunatik
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Posted on 7/18/23 at 5:33 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Shut up bitch
Read your shite and come back with who you think is the real bitch, John Grisham. Funny how those names stick aint it sport. Should have been Lucian. He was the cooler character....bitch.
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