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Posted on 12/16/24 at 1:46 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Why were both of your pants off?
They weren't.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 1:48 pm to 3down10
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You fingerbanged a 2nd grader?
So, the answer is yes?
Posted on 12/16/24 at 1:49 pm to 3down10
You're good homie.
We had this weird "camping tent" set up in our 3rd grade classroom. Kind of like how teachers have an area of their classroom where activities happen.
Well it was story/nap time, and the cute girl I had class with cornered me in that tent.
She literally got on top of me and we weirdly dry humped because she was "showing me what she saw her parents doing last night".
I genuinely didn't know what was going on. Had a tingle in the penor, but also felt bad because I felt like I was sinning.
We had this weird "camping tent" set up in our 3rd grade classroom. Kind of like how teachers have an area of their classroom where activities happen.
Well it was story/nap time, and the cute girl I had class with cornered me in that tent.
She literally got on top of me and we weirdly dry humped because she was "showing me what she saw her parents doing last night".
I genuinely didn't know what was going on. Had a tingle in the penor, but also felt bad because I felt like I was sinning.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:03 pm to teamjackson
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what she saw her parents doing last night.
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:13 pm to FootballFrenzy
My first IRL crushes were the chicks my uncle was dating. He dated some dimes back in the day. He'd occasionally take me on their dates.
First famous crush...gotta be
First famous crush...gotta be
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:21 pm to FootballFrenzy
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Why were both of your pants off?
How did you know that he wears two pairs of pants at a time?
Also, why does he wear two pairs of pants at a time?
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:24 pm to paperwasp
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How did you know that he wears two pairs of pants at a time?
Also, why does he wear two pairs of pants at a time?
The Chief of the Grammar Police is retiring.
He was probably wearing two pairs because it was really cold outside when the 2nd graders sneaked off to go "play."
This post was edited on 12/16/24 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:28 pm to FootballFrenzy
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sneaked off
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:31 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:36 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 12/16/24 at 2:50 pm to paperwasp
paperwasp, if you're comfortable sharing it, would you tell us your story?
Posted on 12/16/24 at 5:31 pm to FootballFrenzy
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paperwasp, if you're comfortable sharing it, would you tell us your story?
Posted on 12/16/24 at 9:59 pm to FootballFrenzy
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paperwasp, if you're comfortable sharing
Don't make him come out.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 1:34 am to FootballFrenzy
man, that little robot slut on Small Wonder always got me going as a kid…so wrong, yet so right…and I knew she’d keep our secrets lol
and Mrs Lawson…my god
*kidding ofc…
my real first crush was Nicole Eggert on Charles in Charge. that girl was unreal
and Mrs Lawson…my god
*kidding ofc…
my real first crush was Nicole Eggert on Charles in Charge. that girl was unreal
This post was edited on 12/17/24 at 1:35 am
Posted on 12/17/24 at 3:36 am to Ferriday AF
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Don't make him come out.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 7:53 am to Mike the Tiger 1999
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man, that little robot slut on Small Wonder always got me going as a kid…so wrong, yet so right…and I knew she’d keep our secrets lol
and Mrs Lawson…my god
*kidding ofc…
my real first crush was Nicole Eggert on Charles in Charge. that girl was unreal
Pictures?
Posted on 12/17/24 at 8:36 am to FootballFrenzy
Don't know why but Milla Jovovich was my big crush in The 5th Element. Her accent and just her cuteness did it for me. I can't be the only one.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 8:37 am to Tigerland86
Not bad. Accents are almost always a plus.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:02 am to Tigerland86
I mean, I would, but...
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