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Learning material on our fave subject...Arkansas

Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:59 pm
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 2:59 pm
State symbols

The obscure

Haunted things (aside from Pio)

Arkansas is awesome


A pop quiz will be given later in the week by HRV.
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 3:02 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:12 pm to
I have a question.


Why is our state shaped like a toilet bowl?



Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:12 pm to
2. Why don't we play Arkansas State more?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:13 pm to
3. Why is Bill Clinton?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:18 pm to
Pink Floyd loves them Hogs

Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:18 pm to
Hey! THIS IS A NO SPIN ZONE

NO BLOVIATING
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Why is our state shaped like a toilet bowl?


Louisiana is shaped like a toilet. We are shaped like a cute little square that has some fringe on the side.

quote:

2. Why don't we play Arkansas State more?


They ugly

quote:

3. Why is Bill Clinton?


He's got the gift of gab, that's why.

Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:21 pm to
If there is a Little Rock why isn't there a Big Rock?

Also, why is Little Rock?

Why did we let those school shooter kids out of prison?

Where the gems at?
This post was edited on 2/11/19 at 3:28 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:26 pm to
You need to make this an official AMA - Arkansas posters are the only ones allowed to answer.

Tribute to the true arkansas fan - KSG.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

If there is a Little Rock why isn't their a Big Rock?


Excellent question.

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Also, why is Little Rock?


Little Rock derives its name from a small rock formation on the south bank of the Arkansas River called La Petite Roche (the "little rock"). The "little rock" was used by early river traffic as a landmark and became a well-known river crossing.

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Why did we let those school shooter kids out of prison?


Still torn on that one. Botched police work basically would be my answer. That and some Hollywood (celebs anyway) folks thought they would make one of their crusades- see Natalie Maines, Johnny Depp and Eddie Vedder (altho he could blankety blank and my blankety blank would be all like please please blankety blank me again and I've always felt that way since the 90's)

quote:

Where the gems at?


You're talking to one *pistolfingers*

But Crater of Diamonds State Park in Murfreesboro.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:28 pm to
Stop hitting on me, I'm taken.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:29 pm to
And I mean like, why does Little Rock exist as a concept?

Seems like a bad idea.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:36 pm to
Well you see some frenchie came along and just named it that then others followed suit but decided they didn't want to be all cajun and shite so they changed it to amuricunized Little rock.

However, I think you would may agree that it's better than this option:

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Though there was an effort to officially name the city "Arkopolis" upon its founding in the 1820s, and that name did appear on a few maps made by the US Geological Survey, the name Little Rock is eventually what stuck
Posted by KSGamecock
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Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

Arkopolis


That name would have been much better.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Stop hitting on me, I'm taken.


Can't stop, won't stop.

Where's your pet bunny?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:42 pm to
I don't know what that means but I have another one. Why can't Mike Huckabee pick a weight and stick with it?
Posted by thatguy45
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Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:44 pm to
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Arkopolis

Sounds trashy like the Arcadians homeland Megalopolis
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:44 pm to
It kinda sounds like a type of dinosaur. Dinosaurs are great.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Dinosaurs

Nice fairy tale for the kids
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37309 posts
Posted on 2/11/19 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

Why can't Mike Huckabee pick a weight and stick with it?


Probably like many Americans deep inside he's a chubby kid with a skinny one wanting to come out. So he does his diet and exercise and lives strictly by that for long extended periods of time and then one day just the right piece of cake or brownie stares at him lustfully and he decides yeah baby I'm having one I just gotta, I deserve it so he does and then 1 turns to 2 and 2 turns into pizza for dinner, then decides the next day he's not really feeling like working out, etc. so things fall to shite quickly.



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