How this expansion will go down.

Herschel Walker would cornhole Vince Young while Bo Jackson and Tebow sat in their respective corners watching, waiting their turns.

Johnny Manziel would be in another corner polishing his "Heisman" and looking on enthusiastically; while Baker Mayfield weeps quietly and begins to accept the fact that he cannot avoid the same fate and that he is next.

Matthew McConaughey is looking on; "alright, alright, alright."