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Can't find my glass: Volume IV

Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:19 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:19 pm
looney??








is IV 4? I think it is
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:22 pm to
my glass is missing again and I'm not going to sit here and pretend like it's okay
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:23 pm to
I did not put it in the dishwasher


it's not in the garage


it's not on the pile of firewood





???
looney where the frick is it?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:37 pm to
it's not on the front porch


it's not in the mailbox


it's still missing
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:41 pm to
Is it on the table?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14740 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:46 pm to
You dont need to go to the ER cause you accidentally fell back sitting on it do you?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:54 pm to
There’s no reason his arse should gape enough to swallow a glass, you nasty.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Is it on the table?



wine glass is

I'm looking for my whiskey glass


double checked the damn dishwasher and it's not in there, again
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:02 pm to
found it
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:02 pm to
Where was it?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:04 pm to
You better not say it was in your butt.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14740 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

There’s no reason his arse should gape enough to swallow a glass, you nasty.


Might have been his shot glass.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:05 pm to
back porch next to the machetes
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:07 pm to
Sounds like a wild time, were you beheading chickens?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:08 pm to
Oh goodness.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14740 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:09 pm to
I'm bad about misplacing reading glasses. Places I have found them after looking around for 15 minutes were on top of my head and hanging on the front of my shirt.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

Sounds like a wild time, were you beheading chickens?



No but I do need to get some chickens back there
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:12 pm to
I've done that
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43015 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:13 pm to
anyway, mystery solved, and I still blame looney for all this shite




looney
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2245 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:15 pm to
Were you cutting bamboo shoots?
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