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Cool Runnings: The Mizzou QB Controversy
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:12 pm
Why did John Candy pick Darice to be the driver and not Sanka?
Sanka was the best push car driver in all of Jamaica. And he had a lucky egg. Driver material, right?
But the driver has to be the first to arrive, last to leave. You see, Sanka, when your teammates are out having a beer the driver is up in his room studying turns.
Lock would be in his room studying the turns.
Mauk would be scootering from house party to house party.
Mauk is Sanka.
Lock is Darice.
Sanka was the best push car driver in all of Jamaica. And he had a lucky egg. Driver material, right?
But the driver has to be the first to arrive, last to leave. You see, Sanka, when your teammates are out having a beer the driver is up in his room studying turns.
Lock would be in his room studying the turns.
Mauk would be scootering from house party to house party.
Mauk is Sanka.
Lock is Darice.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:36 pm to Sleeping Tiger
How high are you right now?
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:55 pm to semotruman
You know you can believe, Jamaica, we have a bobsled team.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 10:03 pm to Sleeping Tiger
Keep on keeping on, I guess... 
Posted on 9/7/15 at 10:04 pm to semotruman
Honestly, I just finished a late night workout. Pretty gay.
Worked today.
About to indulge and enjoy the end of this game.
And then count all the monies Ohio St won me.
Worked today.
About to indulge and enjoy the end of this game.
And then count all the monies Ohio St won me.
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