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Requesting Permission to Post on Arkansas Board
Posted on 10/2/12 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 6:17 pm
Chicken and Arky Posters. I humbly request access so that I can say hello to my Arky friends from time-to-time, or to seek advice for our frequent trips to Fayetteville...a great city.
I miss Arkansas fans. They are the most devout and passionate fans in college football. If a frickhead coach wouldn't have screwed y'all over, you'd probably be undefeated right now, ranked #1 since you would have crushed Bama, and you'd have the national championship game in clear sight.
Arkansas will bounce back quicker than most. You'll be in championship form within two seasons. The fans and school administration will demand success and it will come.
Here's to Arkansas, the rising phoenix of the SEC.
I miss Arkansas fans. They are the most devout and passionate fans in college football. If a frickhead coach wouldn't have screwed y'all over, you'd probably be undefeated right now, ranked #1 since you would have crushed Bama, and you'd have the national championship game in clear sight.
Arkansas will bounce back quicker than most. You'll be in championship form within two seasons. The fans and school administration will demand success and it will come.
Here's to Arkansas, the rising phoenix of the SEC.

This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 7:32 pm to Hugo Stiglitz
Arkansas fans are to be admired, Hugo. Most schools wish their fans had an ounce of the passion that the flagship has.
I love and miss the Arkansas posters.
I love and miss the Arkansas posters.
Posted on 10/2/12 at 8:10 pm to mizzoukills
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seek advice for our frequent trips to Fayetteville...a great city.
I smell...
smells kinda like...
ooh, yeah that smells like bullshite.
This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 8:18 pm to Stuttgart Tiger
Stutt,
Don't you live on Table Rock near Big Cedar? If so, we should meet upon the lake sometime. My wife and I are down there at least once a month at the family condo on Indian Point.
Don't you live on Table Rock near Big Cedar? If so, we should meet upon the lake sometime. My wife and I are down there at least once a month at the family condo on Indian Point.
Posted on 10/2/12 at 9:23 pm to mizzoukills
Y'all get your waders out, 'cause it's getting deep in here!
Kills, I will take your request to the Arkansas board. After the laughter dies down, we'll take a yay/nay vote on the matter.

Kills, I will take your request to the Arkansas board. After the laughter dies down, we'll take a yay/nay vote on the matter.
Posted on 10/2/12 at 9:27 pm to mizzoukills
As an Arkansas fan and poster on this site for nearly 2 years....
My vote: Hell no.
My vote: Hell no.
Posted on 10/2/12 at 9:40 pm to Marty McFrat

And to think I've given up my a-hole ways and want to be friends with Mizzou's future rival.
I'm hurt.
This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 9:45 pm to mizzoukills
Admins, thus far the vote are 4 NO's and zero yes for this request via the Arkansas board.
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This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 9:45 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:13 pm to Marty McFrat
Yeah, the response was pretty overwhelming...
Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:24 pm to mizzoukills
I would let you in but I'm obviously outnumbered.

Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:24 pm to Miz Piggy
What could go wrong with me having access every now-and-then? To be honest, I have been extremely cordial with Arkansas fans for months. Have you missed my Mizzou and Arkansas Could Rule the SEC if We United threads?
I turned a corner a while back. I like the piggies.
By the way, did anyone read about the farmer who either collapsed or was attacked by his pigs in the hog lot? In a little over an hour the hogs had eaten most of his body. His family found a few body parts scattered around the lot and his dentures.
Hogs are fricking mean.
I turned a corner a while back. I like the piggies.
By the way, did anyone read about the farmer who either collapsed or was attacked by his pigs in the hog lot? In a little over an hour the hogs had eaten most of his body. His family found a few body parts scattered around the lot and his dentures.
Hogs are fricking mean.
This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:29 pm to mizzoukills
Indian point is a slum.
Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:31 pm to mizzoukills
I abstained from voting since I took the issue to the board. I'd be willing to give you a probationary period, but the rest of the responses were pretty emphatic.
Yeah, and don't mess with a hog. Our live mascots have killed things before...
Yeah, and don't mess with a hog. Our live mascots have killed things before...

Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:48 pm to Miz Piggy
Indian Point is not a slum.
I grew up on a hog farm and the running farmer joke was if someone wants to get away with murder, just break someone's leg and throw them in a hog lot. It won't take long for hogs to eat the entire crime scene.
Morbid but scary too. Hogs are vicious frickers. I remember a hog chased me when I was little, squealing like a fricking monster, and I ran in circles because I knew if I ran in a straight line the hog would run me down. I may have pissed my pants because all I that ran thru my mind was the stories my grandfather and dad had told me - hogs can kill.
I thought that porker was going to eat me!
I grew up on a hog farm and the running farmer joke was if someone wants to get away with murder, just break someone's leg and throw them in a hog lot. It won't take long for hogs to eat the entire crime scene.

Morbid but scary too. Hogs are vicious frickers. I remember a hog chased me when I was little, squealing like a fricking monster, and I ran in circles because I knew if I ran in a straight line the hog would run me down. I may have pissed my pants because all I that ran thru my mind was the stories my grandfather and dad had told me - hogs can kill.
I thought that porker was going to eat me!
This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 10:57 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 10:57 pm to Marty McFrat
Wasn't talking to you, Marty. But I truly appreciate your opinion...feel free to most a few more No's. I may finally get it after the fifth or sixth post. 

This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 10/2/12 at 11:19 pm to TheCheshireHog
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I would let you in but I'm obviously outnumbered.
Don't be that guy..
Posted on 10/2/12 at 11:22 pm to Woopigsooie20
I'm shocked that y'all are shocked that I'd like to say hello every now and then...and perhaps complain about Bama and LSU from time to time.
Shocked.
Shocked.
This post was edited on 10/2/12 at 11:38 pm
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