Arkansas Board Access Please

Some South Carolina and Auburn fans have hypothesized that I'm an Arkansas alter, which is not the case. I suppose that I'd fit in well with the Arkansas fanbase here. I don't troll, yet we still have much in common.

1. Our schools have the same initials.
2. Our schools have similar colors.
3. Both compete in the same division.
4. Auburn irritates both of us.
5. We both may enjoy toying with LSU fans.
6. Our coaches drew plenty of ire recently.
7. Our teams share a similar offensive philosophy.
8. Our football head coaches put themselves on the radar in the Big 10.
9. We were both letdown last season when our teams couldn't hang onto a lead versus their rival.
10. Together we stand, divided we fall.


Is there anything else that you need to know to grant me access? I promise that I'll be on my best behavior on your boards and contribute what I can.