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Adopt-A-Hugo!: Let's Make a Deal!

Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:21 pm
But only one board for the season other than the Tiger Rant. (Susan Sarandon Bull Durham Board Monogamy style)

As a poster of your team forum I agree to deliver the following:

1. I will post full box scores and team stats of every game either the day of or the day after the game on your forum.

2. I will keep a betting line thread up and updated on your team forum throughout the week.
This would be the current line on your team's game.

3. I will start one babe thread a month (through December) on your team board that will be related to your school in some way.
If you've seen my babe thread work, you know.

4. I agree to not troll or flame your school throughout the season anywhere on the SEC Rant.

This offer is a first come first serve basis, so time is of the essence.

Good luck and god bless.
This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 4:45 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:25 pm to
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:26 pm to
Really hoping I don't get picked up by Mizzou.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:30 pm to
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:32 pm to
Want me to talk to the guys on the Alabama, Auburn, a&m, and miss state boards?

ETA: I can really only speak for auburn and you know of how that goes. Although you'd be one of the few I'd be ok with adding.
This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:32 pm to
I don't get it.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:33 pm to
You started a thread hoping we would get down on our hands and knees and beg you to honor our board with your presence.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

I don't get it.



But I do.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Want me to talk to the guys on the Alabama, auburn, a&m, and miss state boards?

Do you have any pull?

Will that help or hurt my chances?

I'm pretty sure Auburn is out of the question now, plus barner got in.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

You started a thread hoping we would get down on our hands and knees and beg you to honor our board with your presence.

This is an olive branch and a tremendous opportunity for a lucky board to be blessed with my presence.
This post was edited on 9/3/13 at 1:36 pm
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:36 pm to
Ask tbird about a&m they should add you. They'll have a vote thread and I'd vouch for you.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:38 pm to
I'm sure Arkansas will open their doors wide open for you again.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:39 pm to
Thanks.

Every board has their own "process" so I felt this approach might be more successful.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:46 pm to
I'm sure you'll be a valuable member of most team boards. Godspeed.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:54 pm to
I completely agree Killz.

Thank you for your kind words.

Despite all the recent shite I've given you, you really are a good dude and an asset to the SEC Rant.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Despite all the recent shite I've given you, you really are a good dude and an asset to the SEC Rant.



Hugo, you can't be serious. You, as well as 99 percent of this website, hate the Killz.

You made me feel warm and fuzzy inside for about half a sentence. Then I started laughing and dribbled piss in my panties.

Thanks for causing me to soil my underpants.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
126210 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:00 pm to
This will go about as well as a fart in church.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32655 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:03 pm to
Do we get special points for the more boards we have access too? I'm at three. How many points is that?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/3/13 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

You, as well as 99 percent of this website, hate the Killz.
I've always been a 1%er
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