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Access to the Florida Board Please
Posted on 3/1/14 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 3/1/14 at 1:34 pm
It's going to be an exciting season. 
I currently have access and post on the Bama, South Carolina, and Mizzou boards, they haven't kicked me off yet. I won't troll you or be disrespectful.
If you let me on, I'll change my favorite team to Florida for 7 calendar days as a show of respect.
My only experience in Gainesville was when I was a senior in high school, my older cousin was a junior at UF, and my mom and her sister (cousin's mother) thought it would be good for me to drive from the family vacation in Destin over to Gville and spend a long weekend with my cousin, because I was about to go off to college at UGA, instead of coming back home to GA with the family.
To be honest, I don't remember a damn thing about Gainesville. My last memory was going to a liquor store and my cousin asking me what my favorite liquor was, and being 17 I didn't really know, so I said rum. Then there is a haze, some sideways memories.
The next thing I remember is driving on 75 N, in my 1977 Chevy Impala, metallic green, on my way back home to GA.
The car overheated in Lake County, I was a few miles from the next exit, so I pulled over to the shoulder to let it cool down, thinking I could get to the next exit once I started it back up. It was raining. I had to seriously take a shite, so I ran up into the pines and produced a specimen the likes of which I've never seen, there's no telling what combination of food and booze I ingested during my unremembered weekend.
That's when the light rain turned into one of those Florida summer hail storms with lighting cracking all around, all hell breaking loose, me in the car with a shitty arse and the windows fogged up, not being able to see very well, rocking back and forth, praying to Jesus Christ that I wasn't going to die.
The storm passed and the car had cooled down, I decided it was time to crank up and see if I could make it a couple miles to the next exit without overheating.
I turned the keys, battery dead. I forgot to turn the headlights off when I had pulled over. This was before the days of cell phones, and here I was SOL on the side of I-75 in Lake County, stranded. With a shitty arse.
I'll tell the rest of the story on the Florida board.
I currently have access and post on the Bama, South Carolina, and Mizzou boards, they haven't kicked me off yet. I won't troll you or be disrespectful.
If you let me on, I'll change my favorite team to Florida for 7 calendar days as a show of respect.
My only experience in Gainesville was when I was a senior in high school, my older cousin was a junior at UF, and my mom and her sister (cousin's mother) thought it would be good for me to drive from the family vacation in Destin over to Gville and spend a long weekend with my cousin, because I was about to go off to college at UGA, instead of coming back home to GA with the family.
To be honest, I don't remember a damn thing about Gainesville. My last memory was going to a liquor store and my cousin asking me what my favorite liquor was, and being 17 I didn't really know, so I said rum. Then there is a haze, some sideways memories.
The next thing I remember is driving on 75 N, in my 1977 Chevy Impala, metallic green, on my way back home to GA.
The car overheated in Lake County, I was a few miles from the next exit, so I pulled over to the shoulder to let it cool down, thinking I could get to the next exit once I started it back up. It was raining. I had to seriously take a shite, so I ran up into the pines and produced a specimen the likes of which I've never seen, there's no telling what combination of food and booze I ingested during my unremembered weekend.
That's when the light rain turned into one of those Florida summer hail storms with lighting cracking all around, all hell breaking loose, me in the car with a shitty arse and the windows fogged up, not being able to see very well, rocking back and forth, praying to Jesus Christ that I wasn't going to die.
The storm passed and the car had cooled down, I decided it was time to crank up and see if I could make it a couple miles to the next exit without overheating.
I turned the keys, battery dead. I forgot to turn the headlights off when I had pulled over. This was before the days of cell phones, and here I was SOL on the side of I-75 in Lake County, stranded. With a shitty arse.
I'll tell the rest of the story on the Florida board.
This post was edited on 3/1/14 at 1:37 pm
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Posted on 3/1/14 at 1:53 pm to deeprig9
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If you let me on, I'll change my favorite team to Florida for 7 calendar days
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:10 pm to deeprig9
Have you looked at the Florida board? It should be called the Florida bored - they've got a thread from January 14 on the front page.
UF bored is where SEC Ranters go to die
UF bored is where SEC Ranters go to die
Posted on 3/1/14 at 2:24 pm to AllDawg
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Have you looked at the Florida board? It should be called the Florida bored
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