Pictures from my adventure for the truth, I went out to find the truth on "Will the Salt Life encompass all that is USC?" However, it is worse than I feared...dear lord the horrors.

Doc Brown doing work, new interior upgrades are a plus, bluetooth still sucks though. Setting the date, May 27th, 2025

Found a few of these in USC's trophy case it was the first place I visited...that's a lie, I went to Bojangles first and they have them literally everywhere now.

College Football was made honest and they started paying the players. Saban was overjoyed until he realized this leveled the playing field. He failed to win his 5th title and was fired during and 8 win season.

Fed up with the 6th failed coach in 12 years, UT brings back Fat Phil to see if he can dig them out of the mess they created in '07.

(He lasted 2 seasons before a massive coronary took him away, his final words "I said extra cheese and no peppers, mutha fu...help."

Gas is now near $7 a gallon, frick that noise. We were told that destabilizing the middle east and letting "Big Oil" take over all government operations there would increase supply and drop prices, thereby boosting the economy further. They lied.

Clothing everywhere has become very uniformed. All clothes are now double outsourced to Vietnam and produced with the same colors and materials. Our new overlords...we'll get to that later.
There are appropriate clothes you are legally required to wear for all activities...

seeing a comedy show (Dane Cook is still not funny.)

The weak American dollar was overtaken by the grossly inflated Chinese Yuan, but during the Great Credit War of 2019, (when we lost control of Alaska to the the Chinese,) everything appeared to be lost.

(We tried to give California to the Chinese, but you know... they're homo-phobes.)

After 2020, all championships in all sports were put on a rotation to promote equality and fairness. So teams no longer played for the chance to win something, they could win a championship without even winning a game. This was done by the Overlords to get rid of our competitive will and condition our behavior to fall into subservience. The Oklahoma City Cubs finally won a World Series...did you think they were going to stay in Chicago?

Finally, the new Overlords are not the Chinese, like you may have thought, there are aliens and they are coming to plunder the planet and make us slaves. While fleeing from one of their terra-cruisers I took refuge in an old TigerDirect store in Jefferson, GA, where I met this guy. He was a UGA fan, but started to recently cheer for the Atlanta Falcon, since they were awarded the previous year's Super Share (it's what they call the Super Bowl now.) He was hiding out too, for breaking the facial hair ordinance, but he just love him some goatee.

Thankfully I won enough plut-onium to make it back to 2013 in a game of Texas Majong, (it's what you think, hold-em and majong mixed together to promote cultural assimilation.) The future doesn't appear to be bright for the planet, but Salt Life was nowhere to be seen. Jefferson, we have much bigger problems to be worried about than Salt Life.

This post was edited on 5/27/13 at 8:31 pm