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re: “The dynasty is ended” - Nick Saban
Posted on 8/3/20 at 9:08 am to TideFaninFl
Posted on 8/3/20 at 9:08 am to TideFaninFl
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You sure spend quite a bit of time thinking and worrying about Alabama. Coach Saban is deep in your psyche, and most of the rest of the LSU fan base. It is OK, soon after he wins 2-3 more NC, he will retire. Until then, you might want to take medicine or just drink yourself to sleep.
She Sings for Sabah
Reality! Snaps Fingers! Wake up!
It’s 2020! Not Gump Fantasyland! Sabah’s outta Supa Devil Juice! MERCs are quitting! Your next irrelevant season (more Top 10 losses) with Dump Jones and Little Tuna II leading the UNFAIR Gump Excuse Parade with Drunkard OC Cutty Sark and loser DC GoldFanger could be enough stress to croak Sabah.
Miracle Season: Bama wins an SEC Title in 11 Games and makes playoffs where the SEC and Sabah gets embarrassed by Ohio State or Clemson
Great Season: Bama wins a Top 10 game and beats GA and TN and makes a non-playoff New Year Six Bowl
Expected Season: 7-3 and another trip to Sabah’s new favorite place Orlando
Poor Season: Four losses or more and a bowl crappier than the Shitrus (Sabah dies in the course of the season at 69 like Bear)
Pray you @$$hole$$ even have a Coach after this season to fire Sark and Goldfanger
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