re: Worst game that you've ever attended as a fan?

The one where I was pledging a fraternity at UGA and had to haul three truckloads of older guys and their dates to a tailgate. Go pick up my date, take her to the tailgate with one of her sorority sisters, drop truck at house, and walk forever and a day to get back to them with about an hour to go before kickoff.

It was hot as balls. There was nothing non-alcoholic left to drink so I pounded the beers. Get into stadium and puke on my date’s dress from the sunshine and power hour. She was the homecoming queen from my high school my senior year and I’d had a crush on her for years.

But she was a champ and gathered me up and we walked back to the fraternity house and she put me in the shower and cleaned me up. She did not join me. She did drive me to get food and Gatorade.

We dated awhile after that.

And It never got to be funny to her.