re: If nothing else, Arkansas sure does get a lot of exposure in the draft...

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I'm honestly shocked that we had 2 drafted. I knew Sosa would get a chance simply based on his raw talent. The NFL can look past shite coaching and see that he has potential.

Then you consider the fact that Ole Miss had none drafted. Was there not any leftovers from the Freezus era?

Someone on social media made not that jonesboro tech hasn't had a player drafted in over 6 years. I think some of the D2 schools in Arkansas have had players drafted in that time span.

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Arkansas kids are seemingly very unathletic. Why? The high schools have got to start putting together better S&C programs. They should also teach the girls to only allow superior semen into their bodies. I think vagina defense technology is a growing industry. But when those fail and she ends up stuck with a tigerdroppings-level athlete, dad needs to step the frick up. Sure - you have no athleticism that can compete with the eventual fathers of Alabama recruits, but you can beat your kid into a mean, lean, cheating machine. Old enough to crawl? Old enough to pull a sled. Old enough to feed? Old enough for protein powder and BCAAs, ya little shite. Think your lack of a penis is any excuse not to play football? Stick to gender roles you're allowed to participate in, son. Here's your testosterone. You better teach xim how not to get caught tripping those superior athletes. Teach them how to hold while maintaining a reasonable assumption of innocence. Teach them to read lips. Teach them to scan an opponent's brain telepathically and then communicate silently to your non-telepathic retard teammates.

These are just a few of the reasonable steps Arkansas parents can take to alleviate the pressure on Houston Dale Nutt and the otherwise championship-level coaches needlessly hindered by naturally-delta level genetics.