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re: Kirby Smart has lost control.
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:51 am to udtiger
Posted on 1/9/20 at 8:51 am to udtiger
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Plaintiff's attorney: Sir, can you describe how often per week you were massaging or fingering your wife's butthole?
Cate Mays' dad: At least 3-4 times per week. She loves it when I trace circles on the starfish. It's her favorite.
Plaintiff's attorney: And describe for the court how that beloved practice has changed since your finger shot across the Sanford Stadium floor?
Cate's daddy: Sir, it has been tragic. I now have to use my left non-dominant pinkie to get up into Bertha's cornhole. She says it's awkward and hurts sometimes. We spend most nights crying ourselves to sleep now.
Tom Mars: I rest my case. Immediate eligibility assured.
Plaintiff's attorney: Sir, can you describe how often per week you were massaging or fingering your wife's butthole?
Cate Mays' dad: At least 3-4 times per week. She loves it when I trace circles on the starfish. It's her favorite.
Plaintiff's attorney: And describe for the court how that beloved practice has changed since your finger shot across the Sanford Stadium floor?
Cate's daddy: Sir, it has been tragic. I now have to use my left non-dominant pinkie to get up into Bertha's cornhole. She says it's awkward and hurts sometimes. We spend most nights crying ourselves to sleep now.
Tom Mars: I rest my case. Immediate eligibility assured.
This post was edited on 1/9/20 at 8:52 am
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