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Snappy Nickname for the SEC?

Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:04 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:04 pm
Should we start calling ourselves murderer's row? Death row? Between Alabama and LSU going straight thug life around here, mofo better be strapped going to games these days.

Good job, guys.
Posted by Joey Big Balls
Louisiana Tech
Member since Oct 2018
233 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:06 pm to
Poor taste my guy. Dude just had to take someone’s life to protect his. No telling how mentally shook up he is.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:07 pm to
Of course I don't mean that shite. Both cases are tragic and I empathize with everyone involved.

Just trying to spread some holiday cheer, my man.
Posted by Wallywalrus
Baton rouge, LA
Member since Sep 2017
878 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:24 pm to
Im sure he reads the rant and was affected by that comment.....do yall think?
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:


Im sure he reads the rant and was affected by that comment.....do yall think?


Assuming he has done an internet search for "Did I murder someone or was it self-defense, and does what does this mean for LSU fans trolling other fanbases? Also, what does the NCAA have to say about me selling bowl swag?" then, yes, he reads because the Rant is the first result that comes up on the Ask Jeeves search engine.

Edit: added question mark after "swag" because without that question mark, you'll get completely different results, mostly Razorback porn.
This post was edited on 12/23/18 at 1:53 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:40 pm to
This guy's Google fu is strong.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:44 pm to
The BBQ because we roast hogs.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:49 pm to
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The BBQ because we roast hogs.


You just hate us cuz you ain't us.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:51 pm to
I would like to wear one of those pig nose thingies.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:54 pm to
You have to have written permission from our Board of Trustees if you aren't a citizen of Arkansas.

And I have a feeling they'll tell you to go to hell, sir.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19435 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

You have to have written permission from our Board of Trustees if you aren't a citizen of Arkansas.

Does this mean I gotta show up at Walmart at 3 AM for a roll back deal on cheese balls to get a hog nose?
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:59 pm to
This means you can shut your whore mouth, Kentucky-person.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19435 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

This means you can shut your whore mouth,

You finally figured out my line of work, high end giggalo for yo momma
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:05 pm to
Hundreds of Moms all agree, thatguy45's arse is the best hole to peg in the country.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

This means you can shut your whore mouth, Kentucky-person.


Holy shite, I think I love BoarEd now. Yea, frick Kentucky.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19435 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

the best hole to peg in the country.

I don't offer services like that. Only trash from Cologne go in for that kinda thing
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

You finally figured out my line of work, high end giggalo for yo momma



Posted by Fishhead
Elmendorf, TX
Member since Jan 2008
12347 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:10 pm to
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Also, what does the NCAA have to say about me selling bowl swag?
Who said he was selling bowl swag? Makes more sense he kept the new PS4 and was selling his old system
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19435 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:10 pm to
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Yea, frick Kentucky.


Gamecocks seem to have enjoyed taking it from UK recently so, this is not surprising
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

Who said he was selling bowl swag? Makes more sense he kept the new PS4 and was selling his old system


Don't get your dander up. People have, in fact, suggested that here on the Rant, and both possibilities make perfect sense. But I wasn't criticizing. As far as I'm concerned, if the NCAA doesn't object to the swag being given as gifts, then it would be hypocritical as frick for them to object to it being sold for hard cash. In the real world, a gift is yours to do with as you please. But the NCAA has shown it actually can be hypocritical as frick, so it's a legitimate question.
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