Card Reading for Alabama Game?

This series of threads went over like a greased turd in a punch bowl last time I consulted the cards on here. I figure I'll give it one last shot and see if this goes any better. If this one bombs as well, I'll probably hang up my divination chicken bones for good on tRant. Stuffs probably best left to the witch doctors down South of us anyways.

Without further ado, standard five card draw trying to glean info about Saban's Quest to be Something Other Than Short -- a Good Football Coach, follows.

























I lied. I hope Oklahoma wins. Nobody likes Alabama. Some people here only pretend to because they're nice.