re: Texas A&M: Student Section of the Year

quote:

---

Was the prize a Sterling silver jizz jar?

---

They had to settle for banging your wife and adopting your children.


You really hate Aggy for making a fool of you and humiliating you on such a complete and personal level, don't you?

Hey, no judgment. If Aggy moved in on me and assumed every aspect of my life in such a complete way, I would probably write volumes of obsessed bullshite about them too. I would probably spend every waking hour of free time creating a web page dedicated to trashing Aggy too.

Or I would get some therapy and try to move on with my life, like a responsible adult. But, again, no judgment. I can't imagine how I would become after being so completely and decidedly owned.