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re: Alabama Continues to Claim Titles They Don't Deserve
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:28 pm to BoarEd
Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:28 pm to BoarEd
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Look man, full disclosure. I didn't read the fricking contract, OK. I was drunk and someone offered me 6 more Keystone Lights if I would create an account here and make fun of Alabama. I just signed it.
I'm still waiting on those beers too. And the other thing he promised. Which I won't disclose here because I do believe the act is still illegal in like 7 states. Damn fascists.
Wait...you signed a contract even after someone threatened to make you drink more Keystone Lights? You apparently hate yourself more than you hate Bama.
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Posted on 1/11/18 at 11:29 pm to randomways
You clearly haven't ever enjoyed a Keystone Light.
Best beer money can buy, man. What the hell kinda beer y'all buying in Tennessee these days? Probably Butt-Wiper.
Best beer money can buy, man. What the hell kinda beer y'all buying in Tennessee these days? Probably Butt-Wiper.
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