re: To the rest of the SEC

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Dear SEC teams, fans, followers and whoever else it may concern,

I would like to take this time and opportunity to formally apologize for our dogshit coaching and apathetic defense in this, what should have been a complete blowout, game against UCLA that turned into the most fricking embarrassing day of my Aggie life. I do not say this lightly, as some of you may know, we Aggies have a great selection of stupuid shite to be embarrassed about if we so choose. This day will be one of those that I continuously wake up to remembering in the middle of the night with a cringe and can't help but scream into a pillow.. you know what I mean.

Our display of straight incompetency in play calling and lack of defensive presence in the last half of this game is simply inexcusable as a member of the SEC. Words cannot begin to express my disappointment for ever choosing to wear the maroon and white on a day such as this. We made a bunch of hippies look like god damn world beaters and that piece of shite Rosen look like a god.

Please frick me dead,
Signed - Distraught Aggie

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