re: Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

ETA: This story isn't on topic, but this thread made me think of funny stories my friends have told me over the years.

My friend worked at Domino's as a delivery driver a few years ago.

He told me that one time he delivered pizza to some white chicks house and when she answered the door to pay for the pizza, she had a white fluid just above her upper lip. My friend told her she had something on her lip and when he pointed it out to her, she freaked out like "Oh my god!" and quickly wiped it off with her hand. My friend was confused because he thought it was milk or something, so he didn't understand what the big deal was until he looked over the chicks shoulder to see a huge, muscular, black guy sitting on the couch with his head laid back and his arms spread out over the top of the couch like he was sitting in a hot tub or something.

The couch was facing away from him, so he just saw the back of his head at first, but there was a huge flat screen TV in front of the black dude that was turned off, and he told me he could see the black dudes reflection in the TV and he was completely naked and his penis looked like a horses penis or something. He quit a few months later.