re: Reasons why Tennessee is better than Alabama

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1. We never elected George Wallace.

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Neither did I.

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3. We didn't have to get run off our home field by USC to understand that integration was a good thing.

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Neither did we.

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5. Dreamland wishes it could compete with Interstate Bar B Q.

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Dreamland isn't even the best BBQ joint in Tuscaloosa.

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6. We never hired Mike Dubose.

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We got tired of winning.

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7. We never hired Dennis Franchione.

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Fran won the West in his second season and was 1-1 against UT. UT hasn't won the East since 07.

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10. Last but not least, we have long since come to grips with General Neyland's passing.

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So have we.