If this was posted before, it was dumb then and it's dumb now.

1. Tennessee elected Algore.
2. Yeah, but you guys had Buford Puss.... well, ok, I'll give you this one.
3. No, but you regularly get run off the field by Alabama.
4. Actually, Auburn is in West Georgia. ESPN says so.
5. It could be argued that Dreamland barely cracks the top 5 for BBQ in Alabama. Both states are great for BBQ.
6. You hired Derek Dooley.
7. You hired Butch Jones. "Oh, but that is a GREAT hire!" Come see me when he cracks a winning percentage in conference play.
8. Not sure how this relates to football, but OK.
9. Neyland Stadium - the Erector Set Stadium of the SEC, complete with 14" seats and nine garbage collectors for every visiting team's fan. Just look for the people wearing orange.
10. See, you have no sense of history.

I am literally praying that you guys run the table and make it to Atlanta for the SEC championship game. The opportunity to provide TWO beatdowns to Tennessee in one season is a rare opportunity.

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I'm sure this has been posted before.... However, I feel it should be posted again!

1. We never elected George Wallace.
2. Bull Connor was never police chief of a major Tennessee city.
3. We didn't have to get run off our home field by USC to understand that integration was a good thing.
4. Auburn is in Alabama.
5. Dreamland wishes it could compete with Interstate Bar B Q.
6. We never hired Mike Dubose.
7. We never hired Dennis Franchione.
8. We acknowledge the Civil War is over.
9. Legion Field-The Rust Capitol of the South.
10. Last but not least, we have long since come to grips with General Neyland's passing.