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re: Alabama as a "State"
Posted on 10/25/16 at 8:56 am to LSUbase13
Posted on 10/25/16 at 8:56 am to LSUbase13
Newborns in this State are given to two different priests at their particular time of birth.
They say magical prayers and light up bon-fires in the delivery room and fill the whole room full of smoke before drawing a vertical line with deer blood straight through the delivery room.
No one can see shite.
They then drop the newborn baby on the floor and everyone just waits for about 30 minutes until the smoke clears.
If the newborn baby somehow has made it to the left in this vertical scenario...then they are an Alabama fan for LIFE.
If they have made it to the right...then they will worship the War Eagle for life.
If they are caught in-between for whatever the reason........
...then they are probably going to end up at UAB.
After which no one would really give a shite about them.
Hope this "clears" things up.
They say magical prayers and light up bon-fires in the delivery room and fill the whole room full of smoke before drawing a vertical line with deer blood straight through the delivery room.
No one can see shite.
They then drop the newborn baby on the floor and everyone just waits for about 30 minutes until the smoke clears.
If the newborn baby somehow has made it to the left in this vertical scenario...then they are an Alabama fan for LIFE.
If they have made it to the right...then they will worship the War Eagle for life.
If they are caught in-between for whatever the reason........
...then they are probably going to end up at UAB.
After which no one would really give a shite about them.
Hope this "clears" things up.
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