re: Butch Jones isn't just winning games...

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Lol, I'll be honest, it's nice just to be in a position for other fans to "dick ride" us

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I'm not dickriding anyone. I'm just posting an observation that Butch sold his soul to the devil, and in return his team will not only win but do so in a fashion that completely emasculates his opponents and leaves them empty inside.

Let's look at the evidence:

First, according to ESPN's "Win %" probability calculator, Tennessee had an 80.3% chance of losing to Appalachian State.



Tennessee had a 53.1% chance of losing to Virginia Tech down 14-0.



Tennessee had a 21.1% chance of losing to Ohio while up by only two points at 21-19.



Tennessee had a 93.3% chance of losing to Florida down 21-3.



Tennessee had a 99.9% chance of losing to Georgia down 31-28 with 10 seconds remaining.




There is but one logical conclusion to draw from all of this. Tennessee is undefeated despite the probability of being undefeated being next to impossible, statistically speaking.

Butch sold his soul, and his opponents are going to feel the burn of Satan's fiery dick. It is inevitable.

Having figured this out, I am but a humble messenger attempting to issue a warning, so that people can prepare themselves emotionally and be mindful that the pain, while intense, is only temporary, and that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.