re: Hello, friends! It appears the Killz Arky Board Float Trip is a bust

Never done their Sunday brunch. Do you have to make reservations for that too?

Also, I have a suspicion that the Harvest chef's wife was purchasing all of the morel mushrooms from Mama Jeans back in April.

I called Mama Jeans to get on a list of people they'd call whenever they received morel mushrooms. I would call and ask if they had morels and they would always tell me, "We just had several pounds but a lady came in a day ago and purchased all of them." I'd get frustrated and ask why I wasn't called. They would check their list and tell me, "You're at the top of the call list. You didn't receive a call?"

I'd tell them no and they'd assure me that if they got another batch I'd be the first they called. A week would go by. I'd call back and they'd tell me the same damn thing, "We just sold everything we had to a lady who came in a day or two ago."

For some strange reason I wondered if the mystery lady was in fact the Harvest chef's wife and perhaps she was receiving preferential treatment because she's a farm-to-table restaurant owner who purchases stuff like morel mushrooms in bulk.

Still pisses me off thinking about it.

Morel of the story: Don't trust dirty lying Mama Jeans hippies.