re: how many auburn football games have you been to

I was in 5th grade. Teacher came into the class about 30 minutes late and says "There's been a terrorist attack on our country. Recess will be canceled today"

They didn't turn on the news so we didn't know exactly what was going on. My 10 year old brain imagined that if they canceled recess it must be some Red Dawn shite with dudes parachuting from the sky, coming out of the trees with guns and shite.

I was pissed they canceled recess.