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re: Barnett has more sacks in 2 years than Floyd did in his career
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:22 pm to Serraneaux
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:22 pm to Serraneaux
I brought her lots of pine cone liquor for chuggin'
I gave her 8 strong arms worth of huggin'
Two hearts in love, we would frolic in the sand
She tossed me up and caught me in her meaty hands
I was walking tall, my backbone straight
But that ain't easy for invertebrates
But the tide would turn and this squid would learn,
I'd meet my match then I'd get burned.
Then we laid down and conceived us a youngerd
But she forsook me and my son for another
I'd been so proud of our little family clan
Till I caught her trading tongues with old snake man
Now she's officially my ex, although I really do miss the sex
To her I shall not return
I met my match and I got burned.
Yes I've cut her from my heart
Like a big loud stinking fart
To her I shall never return
I met my match and I got burned, burned, burned.
I gave her 8 strong arms worth of huggin'
Two hearts in love, we would frolic in the sand
She tossed me up and caught me in her meaty hands
I was walking tall, my backbone straight
But that ain't easy for invertebrates
But the tide would turn and this squid would learn,
I'd meet my match then I'd get burned.
Then we laid down and conceived us a youngerd
But she forsook me and my son for another
I'd been so proud of our little family clan
Till I caught her trading tongues with old snake man
Now she's officially my ex, although I really do miss the sex
To her I shall not return
I met my match and I got burned.
Yes I've cut her from my heart
Like a big loud stinking fart
To her I shall never return
I met my match and I got burned, burned, burned.
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