re: Can I get a translation? (NSFW)

Translation: Is the camera on? ok, I represent my neighborhood proudly. I have no respect for my much weaker competitors, I disregard them because I am superior to them, and i will continue to succeed against them. My adveseries constantly check my progress, so if they are watching me now they can see that I am immensely successful, as shown by the fact that I have enough disposeable income to purchase expensive dental ascessories. I earn large amounts of currency, and i plan to continue doing regardless of my naysayers. I currently reside in Fort Worth Texas, but i am originally from Florida. Most people do not understand what circumstances I had to overcome to enjoy my current success. I toast champagne to it regularly to celebrate. I really wished that those who do not approve of me would refrain from discussing my actions before they suffer repurcussions. I will continue to be successful in my endeavors. I feel that I have made my point, and I will now direct my efforts into gaining the interests of this beautiful young lady. Hopefully she will see that I can offer financial stability. My detractors are concerned with my hige level of motivation, well they must know that I will remain motivated at a very high level. I am very comfortable in my enviromnent, and i encourage each of you to patronize Mo's Customs for any of your tire, or wheel needs. I have absolutely no respect for any of you that wish for my downfall, and if you have the courage you can personally adress your issue with me. Good evening to you. ?