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re: What does it feel like to be ugly?

Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:22 am to
Posted by AirDawg
The Great State of Calm
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/31/15 at 1:22 am to
I know the feeling. My family are all attractive. I've got an older sister that looks just like Shannon Tweed. A younger one that looks like Blake Lively and two Brothers that look like Liev Schreiber and Brad Pitt. Growing up guys either didn't like me and wanted to fight me or wanted to be my friend so I could hook them up. I've had various girls whom I didn't know claim I was the father of their child (and we were never together!)! Girls always asked me out even before it was socially part of the norm. Teachers and Professors automatically were friendly and gave me "As" even when I slept in class. Girls would offer to write my papers or do my homework. I even had one teacher sit in my lap on one occasion, corner me in the pool on another, and my coach would offer up a six pack after school.

Don't even get me started on the free stuff or discount perks of being hot. Free rental cars, give always at the hunting club, huge discounts on flights or just bumps to first class, free or discounted clothes, dinners, cruises, and constant invites on trips. I've even ordered food and when I got to the window the girl gave it to me free and her number.

I even had a female drill instructor whistle at me in boot camp! ITS A FRICKIN BURDEN!
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