re: (serious) my friend univted me to her wedding becuase i'm black

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no. honest to god if she came out of my bathroom butt naked and told me to take her, i'd tell her to put her clothes on. my friendship with her was not worth it. we're, i thought, were pretty close. Because then we'd sex, and she's not leaving her fiancee and we'd make a horrible couple, we both work too much, we both are high strung, then we'd break up and then i wouldn't have my friend anymore. I mean it's okay to call me crying becuase your "friend" at the gym said some mean shite about you or call me when your fiancee beats the shite out of you for trying to shave the hair off his back or pop up over my house on a Friday night to fix your computer or give your dad's best friend a super sweet rate on a new website or bitch about how your boss is abusing you and to help you with your website stuff and to just do be there for you but you can't invite me to your wedding. that's some cold blooded shite.

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You're the most beta black guy on the board. Men and women, especially married men and women, cannot be friends. Welcome to adulthood. You aren't invited because the fiancé understands this and you do not. If my wife was your friend, I'd have told her not to invite you at all. You would be poison to their marriage, even if you never did anything with her. The suspicion would always be there.