re: Let's all take a moment to point and laugh at what is going down on the 40 Acres

I don't want them to hire Tom Herman or Charles Edward "Chip" Kelly. Either of those would be a good hire, IMO. Chip would be a big splash, Herman is actually good and destined for greatness.

I want them to hire someone like Dabo or William James "Bill" O'Brien, who have built up programs elsewhere but probably don't understand just how bad of a situation - in terms of talent on-hand and in terms of the recruiting landscape - they'd be walking into. Competent, but un-splash guys who'd try to do it their own workman way and collapse under the immense pressure to win NOW at a program that absolutely can't do that immediately.